Love Thy Neighbor ~ Part 4

Remember M'Dear's Roast?

M'Dear: "I'm here. Let the party begin....I SAID, 'Let the party begin'!"
All: "Surprise!!"
M'Dear: "Ahhh! Oh my goodness! Mercy! You all got me. Aha, I had no idea. It's so unexpected. Oh Susie, you came all this way. Mays, looking good! Party!"
I laughed a bit while standing up.
Shaka: "Where are you going?"
Y/n: "Remember you said that when M'Dear got here I could get my own chair."
Shaka: "But why, we were comfortable."
Y/n: "Because it's respectful. I'm not trying to get shunned by any people of the church."
I said laughing and pulling a chair next to him.
Shaka: "You're right."
He said putting his hand on my thigh.
Y/n: "I know I'm right"
Jade: "Ew, take the flirting elsewhere."
Mazzi: "Yeah..anywhere else."
He said resting his head on his hand.
Ami: "They're just jealous"
Ami said looking at us.
Daniel: "Hey kiddos come dance!"
He said pulling Ami up by her hands. We all joined them and danced around. I was having so much fun and we hadn't even got to the good part of the night yet. After we had all sat down, Cocoa went on the stage and moved a mic.
Cocoa: "Great. Um, thanks to you all for coming. Um, you know, we wanted to roast M'Dear, but we figured it would be safer to have the kids do it."
We all laughed.
M'Dear: "So silly. They bet not embarrass me."
Y/n: "Yeah, y'all got that. I'm just here to listen."
I said looking at the McKellan kids.
Moz: "Relax M'Dear. It's all in good fun."
Cocoa: "All right baby, come on."
She said waving up Ami and running off the stage. Ami walked up and stood in front of the mic. She clicked the clicker and a baby picture of M'Dear appeared on the projection screen as well as some music beginning to play.
Ami: "Amelia Louise Williams was born June 13, 1976. That's right, 1976. And we have the birth certificate to prove it."
She clicked and a picture of a fake looking birth certificate popped up on the screen. People laughed at the sight.
M'Dear: "Where did they get that official document from? Puttin' my business in the street."
Ami: "Did you know my name, Ami, is short for Amelia? My mom thought if she named me after M'Dear, M'Dear would love her....Didn't work."
M'Dear: "Ohhh, Cocoa so crazy."
She said laughing.
Ami: "And now Shaka and Mazzi will do a short skit based on a day in our lives of living with M'Dear."
She said smiling. She moved the mic as Shaka and Mazzi took the stage. Mazzi had a church hat on, a purse, and an excessively large belt.
Mazzi: "You need a butt-whupping!"
We all laughed.
Shaka: "Why? What did I do, M'Dear?"
Mazzi dropped the purse and it loudly hit the floor.
Mazzi: "I'm sure I'll think of something when I'm whupping you!"
He starts hitting Shaka with the big belt. Shaka was screaming like a little girl before he dropped to the floor.
Mazzi: "Whoo! Got me sweatin'. JESUSSSS JESUSSSS HALLELUJAHHHH!"
I was dying laughing with everyone else because the way Mazzi sung that was spot on.
M'Dear: "Now get up! It's time to go to church!"
Shaka got up quickly before they both took a bow. We all clapped for them while they cleaned off the props.
M'Dear: "Oh, those boys! Oh that was a bit much. They know darn well I don't perspire when I spank!"
Mazzi sat back down at the table.
Y/n: "Great acting, spot on, you deserve an Oscar."
I said laughing.
Shaka: "Now please welcome M'Dear's oldest and least attractive grandchild, Jade."
Jade quickly gets up and walks to the stage.
Jade: "Oh...My brother is sooo funny."
She said squeezing his hand super hard.
Shaka: "Ow-ow"
He said as he slowly fell to the floor.
Moz: "Okay. Stop!"
Cocoa: "Honey! Jade!"
She finally let go of Shaka who looked at her crazy.
Jade: "Oh, and he forgot to mention, the strongest grandchild."
She laughed as Shaka came and sat down next to me. He was holding his shoulder.
Y/n: "I bet you won't say it again."
Shaka: "She tried to take my arm off."
Y/n: "Mhmm"
I said nodding.
Jade: "Now, everyone thinks that M'Dear is the very proper First Lady of Heaven's Way Baptist Church-"
M'Dear: "I am!"
Jade chuckles.
Jade: "Well, I have some flashback footage that proves Cardi B has some competition."
M'Dear: "What?! Oh those durn cell phone cameras. Just forget about Big Brother. Your own grandkids are spying on ya."
Jade pressed play on the video I had compiled of clips of M'Dear that they had sent me. 'Big Booty Judy' played in the background as there were tons of 'oohs' and laughs going around. When it finished we all clapped.
Shaka: "Now I see what you were talking about the other day."
He said smiling.
M'Dear: "Oh my goodness!"
Jade: "Now, will everyone please help me welcome to the stage my beautiful, talented,
45-year-old grandmother, Amelia McKellan!"
We all stand up and clap for her. Mr.Jeb and Jade helped her up onto the stage and she pulled her dress around so that she could face the crowd.
M'Dear: "Oh my goodness...Everyone sit down. Just sit down. Oh, thank you so much for coming out and celebrating me. What about my grandbabies, huh?"
They all wave at everyone.
M'Dear: "Ain't they somethin'? Ooh..I've never been roasted before. Oh, but my goodness... let's keep the fun goin'!"
She said laughing and snatching the mic off the stand. My smile slowly faded.
Jeb: "Oh lord...Here we go."
Cocoa and Moz look at him and silently laugh a little.
M'Dear: "Now, I... I have a beautiful family. My oldest, Moz, and his wife, Cocoa. The two of you just stand up, stand up."
Everyone claps as they both stand and wave.
M'Dear: "Cocoa is the worst gold digger I have ever seen. She married a professional athlete and livin' in his mama's house!"
My mouth drops as M'Dear laughs into the mic. I look at Shaka who is also shocked and confused.
Y/n: "Is she going on a roasting spree?"
Shaka: "Yeah. I don't know if I should be excited to hear what she has to say cause I'll laugh or if I should be scared for what's coming next."
Y/n: "Me too..."