Viren: I think the words you are looking for are "I give up"
Rayla: The words I am looking for, I can't say because Ezran is here.
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Claudia: Alright, who's hogging the Netflix account? I've been locked out all week!
Rayla: Sucks to suck! I'm already on the 8th season of Friends!
Callum: Not me.
Claudia: Don't lie. I know it's not Ezran or Soren.
Callum: It's not me, really!
Claudia: ...
Callum: ...But it might be Viren...
Claudia: You gave Viren access to our Netflix account!?!?
Callum: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!
Claudia: I'm going to kill you.
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Claudia: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Rayla: Ezran, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Ezran: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
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Soren, shooing Claudia away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.
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Ezran: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Ezran is such a nice person, Ezran is so happy-go-lucky! Ezran can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? Ezran CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Ezran IS be in a bad mood.
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Rayla: I'd kill someone if you asked me to.
Callum: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.
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Ezran: Why is Callum crying?
Soren: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Callum: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Ezran: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Callum: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Ezran: NO, NOT THAT!
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Ezran: Callum, are you drinking... drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Callum: It says H2O2! That means it's the sequel to water!
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Soren: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?
Rayla, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?
Soren:
Soren: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?
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