The clock had its hand cut off for stealing.
The preacher got hung for lying too much.
The television got fined for slander.
The books have been burned for obscenity.
The ice cream got prison for mass murder.
The cigarette shares a cell with ice cream.
The boss goes to jail for child negligence.
Husband and wife are fined for slavery.
The banker is jailed for a Ponzi scheme.
The plastic plea bargained for man slaughter.
The government rewrote the laws they broke.
War got off on an insanity plea.
