Bro Where's Your Shirt? And Pants

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Emily's POV

"Awh. I'm sorry. What happened?"

"Apparently drumming and disturbing people is against the law" Ashton shrugged.

I laughed,"You're such an idiot."

Calum's POV

*Night*

"Bye Mikey" I yelled before leaving the house.

I got to the club and started out by getting a drink. I finished that then went to the dance floor."Hey pretty girl. What's your name, what's your number" I asked this girl.

"Tanya" she slurred.

"Damn, you look amazing." I said.

Emily's POV

"Looks cleaner" I said.

"Thanks for the help Em" Ashton said.

"No problem" I chuckled.

"Drive safe" he yelled before I walked out the door.

"Will do" I said.

*Home*

Michael was on the couch...sleeping. The TV was on and there was half a box of pizza on the table. "I need to find you a girlfriend." I mumbled.

I turned the tv off and closed the pizza lid. Then I put a pillow on one of the couch arms and gently pushed Michael so he was on his side now. I took a blanket and wrapped it over his body.

"Thank you Emily" he said before dozing off.

Calum's POV

"Wanna take this back to my place?" I asked.

"Delighted" Tanya said.

*Morning*

Well, Last night was a blur. She was gone. At least she knows to leave in the morning.

I went downstairs,"I need an aspirin my head's killing me." I am told Michael.

"Bro, where's your shirt? And pants" Michael questioned.

"Yea, I had a one night stand last night and..."

"Naked Calum. Look away" Emily screeched before turning away from me.

"It's just my sexy body. Nothing new" I said.

"You're not wearing any pants...or shirt" she yelled. I shrugged and made a cup of tea.

Emily's POV

"You and me are gonna have best friend day" Michael said.

"I'm too lazy to leave the threshold" I said.

Michael lifted me over his shoulders. Next thing you know it, I'm in his car. "We're spending the day together weather you like it or not" he said.

I chuckled to myself,"I guess I have to..."

"It's gonna be fab-boo-lus" Michael said.

I facepalmed myself,"If anyone asks, I don't know you. Fab-boo-lus? Seriously?"

"Oh, come on. We can go to the park. We can go get some ice cream."

"I'm not a kid, thank you very much" I laughed.

*After best friend day*

Michael and I went back home. We opened the door to see Calum making out with some girl. They pulled away from each other. "Bed room?" She asked.

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