That's Like Giving Michael Crack

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Calum's POV

"Haha, you think I actually give a shit" she laughed. I got up from my bed and stood in front of her.

"Knock. When. You. Come. In" I muttered.

"Not this again" Ashton mumbled.

"Oi vey" Luke said as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I don't need to, if I don't want to."

"Having manners in something you should try" I smiled falsely.

"So you're here to teach me manners? Wow."

"I can teach you much more than that baby girl" I smirked.

Michael ran by, picked her up and carried her out of the room. I turned back to Luke and Ashton.

"That was weird and you know it was weird." Ashton said.

"You lost your game, bro. Seriously manners" Luke laughed.

Emily's POV

We were in my room sitting there. "You and Calum seem-"

"Off? Awkward? Weird?"

"Yea" Michael said,"He's turning back to cocky Calum."

"I know....I thought he would be ignoring me right now."

"He's working on it" Michael chuckled.

*The next day*

"MICHAEL! THERE'S A ZOMBIE COMING OUT OF THE ROOM ACROSS FROM ME" Calum yelled.

"Oh, how I wish I was at school." I muttered.

"Yeesh, you must really hate this situation," Michael said,"And you, grow the fuck up. You guys know each other. Stop acting as if you were close as strangers!"

Me and Calum gave him a questioning look.

"You seem close but act like strangers to one another. You don't need stupid pictures to be memories. It's all in the heart. If you guys want to forget that you've even met then...fine."

Calum looked over at Michael,"You're going to see your parents again today right?"

"Yea, I miss them. I haven't been spending much time with them."

"I'm babysitting" Calum said.

"Someone is trusting you with their kid? That's like giving Michael crack."

"Let's put this whole 'I don't know you' thing behind us."

"It was your idea" I yelled at him.

"Godamnit, shut up" He yelled back at me.

"You know, I'm just gonna leave early. I'll be back, Sunday" Michael said walking downstairs.

"Friends?"

"We just broke up. Do you really think I'm going to forgive you?"

"Forgive me or else...you're gonna have to suffer me talking about my sex life."

"I can deal with that" I scoffed. Then I realized, he cheated on me.  If what we had was real, how are we both acting as if nothing. We're acting as if, before we started dating.

"You know, I know this girl named Natasha and she can give head like no one else. It is amazing the way she-"

"Nope, not today" I said covering his mouth. He licked it.

"Ew, gross Calum!" I shrieked.

I wiped it on his shirt,"How are we acting as if nothing happened 2 days ago" I questioned.

"Because our relationship didn't really have meaning."

Ouch.

Every time he's ever said I love you to me. Was that just one big lie. Damn, was I oblivious. We're both 19 and 20 year olds. We can't be in love. The doorbell rang,"Deal or no deal. Just act as if we never dated that's it" Calum said.

"Fine" I groaned shaking his hand.

"Ewwww, it was wet." I yelled.

He flashed a smile then ran downstairs and opened the door. "Emily, meet the twins. Bye Aunt Dana." He yelled before closing the door.

"I'm Tony" the boy said.

"I'm Taylor" the girl said.

Tony looked like a baby Calum. Great, a Calum junior. Tony came up and hugged my leg. Okay, he's adorable. "Aww" I cooed.

Calum smiled and brought a bag upstairs.

"Wait, how long are you babysitting" I questioned.

"The whole weekend" he smiled.

"Great" I mumbled.

"Calum, what are we going today" Taylor asked.

"We're going to sit and talk" Calum said sitting down on the couch. He gestured for Taylor to come sit on his lap.

"How old are you two" I asked.

"We're 5" Tony smiled. Taylor held up her hand. "Five," she giggled.

That dimple on their left cheek was adorable.

"Is that your girlfriend" Taylor asked Calum. Calum looked up at me.

"No, we're just friends" Calum said.

I coughed,"Sorta."

"Ewww, Calum. You can't be friends with her" Tony said.

"Why not" Calum asked.

"Girls have cooties" he giggled.

"When you get older, you're going to want to have a girl by your side." Calum said.

"Alright, let's talk about something else" I chuckled.

"Calum, how are babies made" Taylor asked.

I facepalmed. Good grief. This is probably gonna end up with a horrible lesson about sex by Calum.

Calum chuckled,"What? Okay."

Tony went and sat down next to Calum. Then got back up and walked over to me.

"Come on, Calum is your best friend need to sit with us." He giggled as his small hand wrapped around my thumb.

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