Kaminari x Reader

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"Who's this bozo?" The eldest looking one asks. He looks at me weird. I don't think he likes me. I akwardly chuckle.

"This is kaminari. He's my friend"

"I thought his name was Karminaio?" Maxim asks.

"No u idiot" Dimitri says, hitting him.

"He is helping me babysit. So be good. This is Akim. He is always moody. Aleksandr and Boris"

"Heyo guys. You alright?" I say with a smile.

"Are you shagging my sister?" Akim asks.

My jaw drops with my eyes widening.

"Uhh...wha-"

"Dude! U can't ask that man! That's so not cool!" Alejandro shouts.

"What I'm not allowed to ask questions?!"

"What's shagging mean?" Dimitri asks.

"Everyone shut up! Now! Do not be saying that sort of stuff! It is gross! Go clean ur rooms while I make dinner!"

I stand awkwardly as they all slowly get up, leaving the main...kitchen,front room. Bit.

I turn to Y/n with an awkward chuckle as she rummages through the cupboards.

"Soo uhh...that was interesting. They seem nice" i smile. She looks over her shoulder at me.

"They are. When they wish to be"

I clear my throat before standing next to her.

"Sooo what are you making?"

"Chilli hotdogs"

"Ooooh fancy"

"It's simple"

"Awesome. Want any help? I'm quiet a professional when it comes to cooking" I smile, peering round her a little. She looks down at me with her eyes.

"Do not need to help"

"But I want to"

"Y/n" I hear. I stand up straight and look down at Melor. He looks sad?

Y/n goes down to her knees as he starts crying.

"You're not moving *sniff* away with him are you?" He cries.

"No"

"But Akim said-"

"Ignore him. He is stuhpid"

"Stewwwpid" Melor corrects her, chuckling, while wiping his nose. "Do you promise?"

She nods. Before he runs into her arms. She hugs him quickly before pulling away.

"Wipe your nose you are getting you're s...snu...nose juice everywhere"

I snort, covering my mouth.

Melor laughs.

"Bogiess"

"Ew" She says. Before he runs away. She stands up, flicking her hair out of her face.

"Wowww you are really good with kids" I smile.

Wow she is perfect isn't she.

"Can I please help"

"I do not need help"

"Well what can I dooooo. I came here to helppp" I groan.

"....You can...Butter the buns"

I can butter your bu- stfu

I smile.

"I'm on it!"