A collection of one-shots featuring various Pedro Pascal characters. Including: Din Djarin, Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Marcus Acacius, Marcus Pike, Dave York, Javi Gutierrez, Oberyn Martell, Jack "Whiskey" Daniels, and Max Phillips. Most contain expl...
Dad's Best Friend Joel Miller x College Student f!reader
summary: All you needed was to see if your dad's friend, Joel, had a spare key to your father's house. Instead, you get railed within an inch of your life on Joel's couch.
His brown eyes squeeze shut. "Lord help me," he says under his breath. A second passes, and then he's looking at you. "Fuck it—I'm already goin' to hell." Joel's large palms grab your face, pulling you in to crush his lips against yours, muffling your surprised sound.
rating: E (18+!!! No y/n, DBF!Joel Miller, slightly possessive Joel Miller, pre-Outbreak, age gap, explicit consent, unprotected p in v (wrap it up!), creampie, oral sex (f receiving), vaginal fingering, dirty talk, size kink, praise kink, spit as lube, overstimulation, sex on stairs, body worship, slight body insecurity, getting caught, misunderstandings, angst with a happy ending, Die Hard is a Christmas movie debate)
word count: 11.5k+
a/n: Alexa, play "But Daddy I Love Him" by Taylor Swift. I don't know where this came from (daddy issues), but I hope you enjoy it! Reader is freshly 21 in my head, Joel is 35 (it's months before his birthday), and Tommy is 29. Let me know what you think! Big shoutout to devineconjuring for going on this journey with me and betaing!
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Knock, knock, knock.
It's a Friday night; the sky is dark, but the porch light is on. You hug your jacket a little closer to your body to stave off the chill in the air as you wait outside the front door for someone to answer it. A masculine voice calls out, "Comin'!" Footsteps thud on the hardwood floor as they head your way.
Seconds later, the door is cracked open, and you're met with the home's owner, Joel Miller. Just the sight of him in his jeans and navy blue t-shirt has your heart rate picking up in speed, the man looking as handsome as ever.
His eyebrows furrow in confusion when he sees you.
"Hey," he greets. "What are you doin' here? Shouldn't you be in school?"
University of Houston—go, Cougars!
You smile. "Three-day weekend—I have Monday off. I thought I'd surprise my dad since it's his birthday."
The confused look doesn't disappear. "I coulda sworn he told me they were goin' to Vegas to celebrate a few days ago." 'They' being your father, stepmother, and your teenage half-brother.
"Well, I guess it slipped his mind to tell me they were going out of town. He must be getting forgetful in his old age."
The relationship you have with your father is... complicated. It's not bad by any means—you get along and love each other. He just wasn't very present when you were growing up—he lived in Austin while you were with your mom in Houston, only seeing him a few times per year. Now that you have a car and your mom moved out of state last year with her new husband, you occasionally made the three-hour drive to your dad's to visit and do your laundry free of charge. It was also where you now stayed on your breaks from school.
