A collection of one-shots featuring various Pedro Pascal characters. Including: Din Djarin, Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Marcus Acacius, Marcus Pike, Dave York, Javi Gutierrez, Oberyn Martell, Jack "Whiskey" Daniels, and Max Phillips. Most contain expl...
summary: It's a beautiful Spring day, and you're spending it with Javier and your two pet calves, Daphne and Velma. To keep your husband on his toes, you ask him some very random questions.
rating: T (No y/n, Husband Javier Peña, Soft Javier Peña, mild language, suggestive themes, domestic fluff, slice of life, pregnancy, waxing poetic about cheese, romantic comedy, Javier referring to you, Daphne, and Velma as 'his girls')
word count: 1.5k+
a/n: Hello there! To celebrate Learning to Live's third birthday, I wrote something that has art! Thank you to all of those still reading this labor of my love. It means a lot to me that you've stuck with me this long. This story will always have a special place in my heart, and I'm so happy to share it with others. ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you!
Artwork by Kenobiwanx on Tumblr
(Note: Cielito is a reader-insert character and written without physical attributes, so you can picture her however you want. Cielito is you! I just needed a reference for a body, so I chose a model that kind of looked like me. 😊)
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The warmth of spring is a welcome change from the chill of winter. The shining sun will begin its descent soon, and you'll watch it from the base of this towering oak tree, beneath its curving branches and green leaves. You sit with your husband while the two calves you call your bovine daughters graze nearby.
His large palm is a comfort, resting on your belly, your hand over his.
"Okay," you start. With how you're lying back across Javier's lap to prop yourself up on his bent knee, it's easy to gaze at his beautiful, smiling face. "Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses?"
For the last twenty minutes, you've been asking him random questions. If you could be any Skittle, what color would you be? Red. Do you put on your socks left or right foot first? Right. Do you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain? Yes, as long as it's with you.
"A horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses..." he replies. "Hmmm." His expression shows he's really thinking it out, which delights you. "A horse-sized duck could do some real damage. I think I'd choose the duck-sized horses. It'd be a bitch fighting a hundred, but definitely better than a giant fucking duck."
"Solid answer."
"What would you choose?"
"Oh, absolutely, the duck-sized horses. You're right about the horse-sized duck doing damage. That's a no, thank you from me."
He chuckles. "You got another question?"
"Ummm." You take a second to think of one. "Oh! If you had to choose, would you give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?"
