A collection of one-shots featuring various Pedro Pascal characters. Including: Din Djarin, Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Marcus Acacius, Marcus Pike, Dave York, Javi Gutierrez, Oberyn Martell, Jack "Whiskey" Daniels, and Max Phillips. Most contain expl...
summary: All Joel Miller wanted was a cake from you, the town baker. Now he has a girlfriend young enough to make some townspeople wonder if he's having a late midlife crisis, and others jealous of his luck.
rating: E (18+!!! No y/n, porn with plot, explicit smut, Possessive Joel Miller, Kinda Dommy Joel Miller, big-juicy-legal age gap, unprotected p in v (wrap it up!), creampie(s), oral sex (m receiving), face-fucking, deepthroating, orgasm denial, edging (until you cry), begging, breeding kink (finally), come eating, vaginal fingering, dirty talk (so much), praise (a ton), he talks you through it, (1) pussy slap, overstimulation, aftercare, (1) spank, Joel's a lil mean sometimes, first date, miscommunication, angst with a happy ending, banter, feelings, Good Parent Joel Miller, pregnancy mention, getting caught, Ellie giving Joel so much shit, therapy session with Gail, a panic attack, suicide mention (not reader or Joel), takes place a day before Ellie's fifteenth birthday)
word count: 20.6k+ (6.7k+ smut)
a/n: Remember me? I really wanted to do another chapter with these two because I had so much fun with the first and thought, what about their first date and everything goes wrong. So, there will be some miscommunication and angst, but it ends on a happy note. I hope you enjoy it! Big thank you to juletheghoul for giving it a read through.
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The story of how you met Joel Miller is a wholesome one—until it isn't. He'd come to your apartment the previous day to see about having a birthday cake made for his kid—that's your side hustle, making cakes and other pastries people request in exchange for goods and favors. Joel was willing to get you anything you wanted for your services, and isn't that just the sweetest thing? A father going out of his way to ensure his new, adopted child gets to experience a real birthday with cake and presents for the first time in their life? See? Wholesome. Then came your price, which was practically a steal given the order and the timeframe he needed it by. He got lucky older, single dads are your kryptonite, and that he's a sweetheart. All you asked in return were a few easy-to-find items and to have a drink with him. This is when things escalated from an innocent PG-rated flick to an X-rated amateur porno, and you discovered Joel Miller can fuck.
In the span of a few hours of knowing him, he made you come multiple times, rightfully ruined you for anyone else, broke your bed, and was so good you asked him to marry you and offered to have his babies.
You're his now. You belong to him, and the best part? He's yours.
Joel came to your apartment for a cake and left with a girlfriend young enough to make some townspeople wonder if he's having a late midlife crisis, and others jealous of his luck.
It's just past five a.m. on a Wednesday, the sun still hours from rising. The chill outside has the tip of your nose numb, but you're warm in Joel's jacket that he wouldn't let you leave his house without wearing. You stayed at his place last night, secretly, without Ellie knowing, and were very surprised when he got up to walk you home. Why are you up so early? You're one of the town's few resident bakers, and you need to get to the community kitchen to start baking the bread for the day. But before that, you're making a quick pitstop at your apartment to change your clothes.
