ONESHOTS || MEANIE ● WONMIN

|vernon|

Hey, I'm Vernon.

Yep, Chwe Vernon.

And no, you're not lost. You're definitely still in the right book. The author didn't mess up putting me here.

So, you probably know me as the odd one, the silent-but-slightly-weird one, or maybe the "knowledgeable" or "philosophical" one (I mean, who wouldn't want to be called that?). Despite how I might look, I'm always paying attention to what's going on around me. People think I'm aloof, like I couldn't care less about anything—nope, not even close.

I'm way nosier than anyone gives me credit for.

And lucky for you, I'm the type who loves spilling the tea.

One day, while I was visiting Wonwoo hyung and Mingyu hyung's dorm...

"Hyung, thanks for letting me borrow your game."

I casually walked into their dorm. I knew the passcode, so I just let myself in.

Should I have knocked?

Sure.

Did I?

Nope.

Did I regret it?

Hell yeah I did.

I swear I heard my neck snap from how fast I whipped my face away.

"Vernon? Nice of you to drop by." Mingyu hyung cheerfully greeted me as I did my best to focus on the wall beside me.

I heard him chuckle, probably finding my awkwardness hilarious.

"Oops, sorry, it's been a while since me and Wonwoo hyung hung out. I guess we just got a bit carried away. You can turn around now."

I slowly did and watched as the two of them rearranged themselves, now untangled from each other.

I cleared my throat, hesitant to step further into the room. Cause like, why the heck would I still stay after seeing two of my members sucking their faces off?

"You look like you wanna run off." Wonwoo hyung teased.

I watched him stand up from the couch and head into the kitchen, where he grabbed a cold juice box for me and himself.

"Does it look that obvious?" I asked, taking the juice box and clutching it to my chest. My poor heart was still racing.

"Yeah, it does."

I sighed. "I should've knocked."

"It's fine." Wonwoo hyung just waved it off, as if being caught straddling Mingyu hyung wasn't a big deal at all.

"Like I said, I was just here to return this. Thanks again for letting me borrow it." I placed the game on the kitchen island and pushed it toward Wonwoo hyung. At this point, I was sweating from the stress.

Why would I be stressed?

Well, let's rewind to about two weeks ago, shall we?

"Wonwoo hyung, you're next they said---"

When I tell you I almost dropped my jaw to the floor... I'm not kidding.

There they were... Wonwoo hyung pressed against the wall by my other hyung, Mingyu, who had one hand slipped under his shirt and one leg right between Wonwoo hyung's legs. The two of them looked too dazed to even process the fact that they got caught. It took them a solid 10 seconds to realize I wasn't some sort of hallucination and they finally stepped back from each other.