ONESHOTS || MEANIE ● WONMIN

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"Dude."

"What?"

"Do you not, like, have needs?"

Wonwoo turns his head to the side, only to find Mingyu already staring at him, his expression filled with curiosity.

"Of course I do. Doesn't everyone?" Wonwoo responds, lowering the TV volume. With a sigh, he decides to indulge the younger man in whatever this conversation is about—nothing interesting was on TV anyway.

Mingyu shifts his position on the couch, scooting a little closer, his legs crossed. He leans in slightly, his tone turning more serious.

"I don't mean food, drinks, and all that stuff, Wonwoo." Mingyu widens his eyes, hinting at something more than casual conversation.

Wonwoo sees the look but struggles to understand what Mingyu is implying. "What are you trying to say?" he asks, a bit confused.

Mingyu sighs dramatically and shakes his head, a teasing smirk forming. "Are you perhaps... impotent?"

"What?" Wonwoo's eyebrows furrow in surprise.

"You know..." Mingyu raises a finger, then lets it fall with a fake sad expression. "Are you, like, this?"

Wonwoo finally realizes where Mingyu is going with this and rolls his eyes, irritated that he's actually engaging in such a ridiculous conversation.

"That seems kind of personal." Wonwoo responds coldly, crossing his arms over his chest.

Mingyu shrugs, trying to ease the tension. "Come on, we're both dudes. It's pretty normal to talk about this stuff." He shoves a hand onto Wonwoo's shoulder playfully, attempting to lighten the mood.

Wonwoo doesn't reply, staying silent, but his discomfort is evident.

"You don't have to be shy you know If you really are like that." Mingyu smirks. "I've heard there've been more and more cases of erectile dysfuncti---"

"Alright, stop." Wonwoo interrupts quickly, his face flushing with embarrassment. "I don't have that, okay? I'm perfectly healthy... everywhere." He huffs, feeling a warmth creeping up his neck as he defensively tries to explain himself.

Mingyu bursts into laughter, unable to hold back. "I mean, how could I not wonder? We've been roommates for four years, and I haven't even seen you hang out with a girl, bring one over, have a girlfriend, or even—well... do it yourself."

"And why the hell would you want to see that last one?" Wonwoo's eyes widen in disbelief, one hand clutching his chest as he instinctively backs away from Mingyu.

"Don't be dramatic." Mingyu says, rolling his eyes. "Of course, I don't want to see that. I just meant that I don't hear anything at all from your room. No action whatsoever. Are you planning to become a priest or something?"

"You'd want to hear me moan and pant when I jerk myself off?" Wonwoo's face contorted as he glared at Mingyu. His voice, dripping with threatening sarcasm.

Mingyu suddenly realizes how his words could be easily misunderstood and blushes, his face turning bright red.

"No, no, seriously. I meant... goodness, I suck at explaining." Mingyu stammers, shaking his head in embarrassment. "You just seem so content with studying, going to school, and all that. You don't seem to have a life outside of campus. Are you sure you're not lying about not having ED?"

Wonwoo slaps Mingyu lightly on the arm. "Is this you showing that you care for me, or are you just being nosy because you're bored?"

Mingyu grins, shrugging. "Heyyy, I do care about you, okay? How could I not care about my roommate?"