"Bhai, bhai, bhai uthein!" Zara shook umer, literally slapping his arm multiple times. But umer didn't budge.
"Umer bhaiiiii!" Zara yelled at the top of her lungs.
He pulled a pillow over his face, trying to block out the noice.
"Meri maut taiyyar khadi hai aur aap sorahe hai!" Zara stomped her foot
"Kya musibat hai!" Umer sat up.
"Mai margayi!" She said with a crying face.
"Toh yeh tumara bhoot hai? Margayi ho to jao mai qabar par aaonga milne!" Umer didn't realise what he said in sleep.
"Bhaiiii!" Zara widened her eyes in shock, and she hit his face with pillow.
"Huh?? Kya bakwaas kar rahi ho, subah subah marne ki baatein kyu kar rahi aur mai kya bolraha hu!" Umer rubbed his face, still trying to shake off the sleep.
"Aaj mera test hai engagement ki excitement me dimag se nikal gaya!" She said her face scrunched up
"Goli maaro test ko aur aao sojao, itni maze ki neend aarahi hai aur weather bhi set hai!" Umer layed again on bed.
"Sona rehta to jaagti hi kyu, bhai please bachalein, professor murtuza ka test hai skip kiya to bhaiya mera barbecue kardenge!" She shook him.
"Toh jao school, do test, mera dimag kyu khaa rahi ho?" Umer said irritated.
"Kuch padha hi nahi toh kya likhu!" She replied.
"Tum kya chahti ho mai kya karu?" Umer woke up and sat again.
"Bachalein bhaiya se!" She pleaded folding her hands dramatically.
"Unhe kaise pata chalega tumhara test hai aaj, wo khud bhi sorahe hai tum sojao na!" Umer reassured her.
"Call aayegi bhaiya ko school se, they'll inform him that I skipped the test!" Zara was insistent.
"Ofhoo ek kaam karo kal school jakar phela kaam yehi karo ki school register se bhaiya ka phone number last 2 digit badaldo 35 se smoothly 88 kardo!"
"Kaisi baatein kar rahe ho bhai, ap mujhe marwaoge, aaj hi aayegi call wo professor kal tak ka wait bhi nahi karenge!" Zara said
"Kya musibat hai agli baar se tumhare school colleges me mera number dena atleast neend khraab nahi hogi meri!"
"Ek kaam karo abhi school chali jao aur jitna aata ho utna likh lena agar khraab jaaye test toh bhaiya se kehdena ki engagement ki wajah se nahi padha!" Umer suggested.
"Phone leke jaun? Mere classmates bhi laate hai aur class me use karte hai tests bhi dekh kar likh dete hai, sir nahi dekhte wo apni desk par hote hai?" Zara asked meekly, this was sole reason she came to umer.
"Zoiii yeh khyaal bhi kaise aaya, bakwaas nahi karo jitna aata ho utna hi likhna, sab bache bigde hue hai to tumhe bhi bigadne ki zarurat nahi hai!" Umer said firmly, glaring her, making her gulp.
"Office me sneak karke phone number change bhi toh bigde hue bache karte hai ideas khud dete hai mai kahu to daant diya!" She muttered under her breath but audible enough for umer.
"Zoi mai neend me tha isliye kuch bhi boldiya, don't take it seriously na hi tum kabhi phone numbers badlogi aur na hi phone lelar jaogi, jo cheezein karne se bhaiya ki upbringing par ungli uthe aisi harkat nahi karna!" Umer held her hands.
"Theek hai par aap abhi mujhe drop kardein late horahi hai!" She nodded and stood up
"Driver ke sath jao mai thak gaya hu!" Umer layed down again, covering himself with blanket
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A beautiful mishap
Fiksi Umum"Step into the world of Malik mansion, where two brothers, Ahaan and Umer, grapple with their own demons, while their long-lost sister Zara returns, bringing a whirlwind of joy and chaos. After a disturbed past, Zara finds solace in her brothers' lo...
