So, I was in Walmart. I went up to two random strangers (each separately) and said the same thing to them both.
The first one went a little something like this:
Me: THE SONGS ON THE RADIO ARE OKAY BUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Wat?
Me: TAKE ME HIGHER THAN I'VE EVER BEEN
Stranger: Urmm... Excuse me?
Me: YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME!
Stranger: Bye then... *walks off*
Here's the other guy... Aka my new bae.
(Actually I think he was transgender but he was flipping awesome! He flipped his hair when I first walked up to him and he was like "You're tee shirt is adorable!" And I was like "So are you!" And he's hilarious... I didn't ask his name tho xD)
Me: THE SONGS ON THE RADIO ARE OKAY BUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE!
Bae: HOLY CRAP
Me: TAKE ME HIGHER THAN I'VE EVER BEEN
Bae: SWEET JESUS
Me: YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME
Bae: TWENTYONEPILOTSYES
Bae: YAAAASSSSSSS
Me: MHMMMMM!
Bae: Wait... do you like Panic! At The Disco as well?
Me: DANG RIGHT
Bae: OH MY GAWD
(At this point he had to go so as he walked away)
Me: *whispers* phaaannnn
Bae: THE WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN!
So at that point I wanted him to be my best friend.
BYEEH!
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