awkwhale

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In addition to my painful awkwardness, I did some things this morning at school.

I ran into two fifth graders,

saying 'excuse you' accidentally to one, meaning to say me but didn't

And trying to stop myself before slamming into the other one, but ultimately failing and stumbling forward and almost licking his face.

Then, I stepped on the foot of a third grader.

Then, I ran into a pole.

Then someone told me "good morning" in the hallway to which I said, graciously "oh fine thanks happy birthday" with a nod

I can't be helped.

I just can't.

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