Phil: Oh hai! :3
Joel: Heyy :3
Phil: will you teach me to minecraft?:3
Joel: Sure... Just don't go stroking things with your... Stub.
Phil: Lizzie, Dan, you wanna play with us?
Lizzie: Nah I kinda just wanna talk to Dan.
Dan: *questioning look* uh sure *raises one eyebrow*
Phil and Joel: *proceed to minecraft*
Lizzie: ah not like that. So... That yours? *gestures to Phil*
Dan: uhh no...
Lizzie: *suspicious look*
Dan: *sigh* yes... (^\\ ω//^)
Lizzie: thought so...
Dan: *gestures to Joel* that yours?
Lizzie: yeah :3 *twirls hair*
*demon bursts through door*
Bill: THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED. LETS... GET WEIRD!
Cupquake: AYY... THATS MAH CATCHPHRASE
Bill: SHUT UP MUFFIN
Phil: D... Dan, what's that? Dx
Dan: Seems my soul has embodied itself in a Dorito.
Bill: I like you.
Dan: *winks*
Bill: NEVERMIND
Dan: OH.. SORRY THAT WAS... *sigh*
Dipper: *out of breath*
Mabel: *walks up with Shmebulock in arms, drops him on floor* let it out buddy, let it out *pats his back*
Shmebulock: *vomits rainbows*
Dipper: why... do... you... have to live so... far up?!
Dan: Sorry there, bud. We know the struggle.
Phil: *nods in remorse*
Mabel: *runs to Phil and Joel* What's that?!
Phil: minecraft! Wanna play?! :3
Joel: yeah! Play with us. *hands controller*
Mabel: *takes controller* COOL! *scratches Waddles's ears*
Pacifica: MABEL! Hi!
Dan: *to Pacifica* that one yours?
Pacifica: *blushes*
Lizzie: yeah.. is she? Looks like it... *nudges*
Pacifica: yeah... *elbows Dan*
*Wirt and Beatrice walk in, holding hands*
Wirt: can I... View your cactus?
Phil: yeah!
Princess Bubblegum: OH MY GLOB... You... Like cacti?
Wirt: yeah!
Marceline: quit being nerdy x3
PB: shut it you :3
Dipper: I TOO, ENJOY CACTI!
Ford: IS IT A DEMONIC CACTUS?
*ford and dipper view Phil's cactus*
Marceline: *to Dan, Lizzie, Bill and Pacifica* yes, to clarify, the pink one's mine.
Dan: the sunshine's mine
Pacifica: the sweater wearer's mine
Bill: the Pinetree's mine
Lizzie: ah yes that makes the train enthusiast mine.
Brendan: *walks in door* WHOS READY TO SIN IM READY TO SIN
Bill: WHEN AM I NOT READY TO SIN MAH MAIN MAN
Dan: I'm going to hell anyway sure why not
Dipper: Bill, you know that... Thing?
Brendan: YOU LITERALLY JUST REFERRED TO ME AS A 'THING' WHILST YOURE TALKING TO A TRIANGLE DUDE IM LITERALLY SATAN
Bill: *sighs* yeah
Ford: wait was he another one of your..?
Bill: yes. *blushes*
Phil: wait dan is that literally Satan?!
Dan: appears so
Patrick Stump: *appears, donning a fedora*
Shane: *swinging from chandelier naked*
Star: wait Marco... Are we literally the only straight people in the room?
Lizzie and Joel: AYY!
Beatrice: wirt... Aren't you going to say something?
Wirt: Beatrice you were a bird for god knows how long isn't that like incest
Brendan: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT INCEST
Gideon: im fraysexual so am i straight or excuse me
Superwoman: well I'm asexual so sure buddy why not
Phil: I'm demisexual if that counts
Dan: i didn't know that...?
Phil: for all the things I've told you, this is the thing you didn't know?
Dan: nah it's fine but okay then
Brendan: *screeches*
Everyone: WHAT?!
Brendan: just gonna remind you, i am Satan.
Brendan: NOW WHO THE HELL IS READY TO SIN?!
Everyone: just give in. SURE!
YOU ARE READING
Mars is... Well... Mars
Random{edit: ew. ew. ew. please just read my other spam book. i wrote this in like 2014. } This is my book of me. My book of sarcasm, randomness, thoughts, fandoms, OCD, anxiety, fails, school, rants, obsessiveness, ships, phan, cartoons and well... Mars...
