MURICAN FAST FOOD

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I went to Bojangles the other day to get a chicken biscuit, BECURZ IM SOUTHERN, and I got my sweet tea, BECURZ IM SOUTHERN, and it had a baby pink straw that was opaque (because if you didn't already know, October is breast cancer awareness month) and really pleasing.

I then looked over and realized that out local Pizza Hut had painted its shiny red roof to matte black. DEAR MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IT WAS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING I JUST WANTED TO RUB MY BODY ON IT.

*sighs*

I've been ruined. Don't let me around anyone anymore. 

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