SWEET MOTHER CRAB JESUS FROM AUSTRALIA HAVE MERCY ON MEEEEEEE
ISNAALALALWOFODLZ
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM JUST BRUSHING MY TEETH CALMLY AND THE A SPIDER ABOUT THE SIZE OF HALF TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE CRAWLS OVER MY POOR BARE FEET
AND THUS CLIMBS UP MY BODY
AND INTO MY HAIR
CAUSING ME TO HAVE SEIZURE-LIKE SPASMS OF THE FLOOR
YOU ARE READING
Mars is... Well... Mars
De Todo{edit: ew. ew. ew. please just read my other spam book. i wrote this in like 2014. } This is my book of me. My book of sarcasm, randomness, thoughts, fandoms, OCD, anxiety, fails, school, rants, obsessiveness, ships, phan, cartoons and well... Mars...
