We went bowling (as of requirement by the board of education for some how) and I knew it wouldn't go too well.
First off, we were like HARDCORE and wanted the gutter-guard things taken off.
I bowled all gutter balls.
Roughly six times.
then, I begged a man to put them back up. He was like 'sure sweetie!'
So then...
I rolled my ball, aND IT CURVED AT THE LAST SECOND AND WENT IN THE GUTTER.
wHAT.
So then, I tried to imitate the person with the highest score. He literally swung his arm back and dropped the ball when it was over the lane. I got a spare.
Then I tried to imitate the 'sporty' 'popular' guy.
He looked like some kind of ANGEL FOUNTAIN BABY. Like he rolled the ball and put his leg back and arms and you could hear the FLIPPING GODS SINGING.
That didn't go too well for me.
In addition to tripping and getting a foul, I dropped the ball behind me.
I watched as it FLEW to the heavens.
But thinking fast, I tuck-and-rolled to grab it before I could mangle the faces of any fifth graders.
im a menace to society
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