Banquet

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I went to a thanksgiving banquet tonight at the local volunteer fire department, because my uncle used to be a volunteer there.

Among things said and happening to me there:

-First off, there was this girl there who looked to be slightly younger than me, and I had to sit right across from her. I could feel her judging me the entire time.

-There were many people who came up to me saying things like 'OH YOU'VE GROWN SO MUCH' and I'm over here like who the fluffing fluff are you

-*my phone rings (my ringtone is space unicorn from SVTFOE btw)* *someone across the room* WHAT THE GOD

-someone came up to me and asked my grandmother if I WAS MY FORTY YEAR OLD AUNT

-someone LICKED my ear... We were in line and they brushed past me, and they said sorry afterwards and I'm like WHAT THE HEEEECCKKK LADY?!

also someone whispered 'hello. it's me.' in my ear and I think it was my male cousin.

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