So here's a bit about me:
Random Pervs: A//S//L?
Me: Nah M8. I like cats.
So cats.
Yep I have *counts* four cats at my house, and *counts* five cats at my grandmothers house, where I stay a lot.
Cat names:
My house: Peanut, Socks, Gizmo and Tardo (worlds cutest, stupidest cat)
G'ma's house: Gracie, Sky, Molly, Boots (kitten) and this little kitten who I can't name because I can't catch him. He's a slippery little turd. I want to call him/her Mufasa though.
So anyway... I'm like the singlest person at my school... But I don't say so because I have cats. And what do you have? Another annoying human being whom you must please or else get screamed at and hurt? Yep what I thought. See I have: A cute fluffy being whom is simple to please by the sharing of food and affection and cuddles you anytime you'd like. I think, I have the better situation.
Also, cats. Cooler than humans on every level. Oh your girlfriend can do a cartwheel? Oh well, my cats can walk on almost any surface and balance, utilizing their tail and whiskers.
Cats. Also cuter than humans. I don't even want to hear: "My girlfriend's hawwwtttt". HAVE YOU SEEN A CAT ROLL OVER ON IT'S STOMACH AND CURL UP AND WANT TO BE PETTED ON IT'S STOMACH AND PURR? Well I'm just gonna leave it here. My cats are superior.
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Mars is... Well... Mars
De Todo{edit: ew. ew. ew. please just read my other spam book. i wrote this in like 2014. } This is my book of me. My book of sarcasm, randomness, thoughts, fandoms, OCD, anxiety, fails, school, rants, obsessiveness, ships, phan, cartoons and well... Mars...
