Recycling!

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At my school, we recycle. And year five picks it up every Friday. We all got assigned rooms to pick up recycling from and all of my friends got assigned on the same hall...

I had a little bit of a problem once... I had a year two room... They do crafts... That involve a crap ton of paper. Well we had a bag shortage. All of the other people on our hall WERE COMPLETE JERKS AND TOOK ALL OF THE FLIPPING BAGS AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE HALF OF THEM...

Well, my friend Chris also had a year two room. And it was around Christmas. Holy grilled JEBUS at the paper in our bins. We had ONE BAG for the both of us...

It took us almost an hour...

But I said "If I fit all of this into one bag, go ahead and call me Jesus."

And did we fit it into one bag?

Yes. We. Did.

So for almost the rest of that year, he called me Jesus.

And then (on that day) he also said this:

"Wait, if you're Jesus, who am I, Mary?"

And I said:

"Yes mum."

And at the end of the year, I got to say:

"IM IN ME MUMS CAR"

So yeah...

That was amazing...

BYEEH

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