Ask Erik!

Session One!

OOC: Okie dokie, time for Ask Erik, attempt number 3!! I'm leaving all this stuff that we've already seen, and moving all the stuff from his profile over to this book too! Two accounts was just too much to manage, and I ended up neglecting both of them. So, I'm planning to downsize and get rid of Erik's account and make this ask book separate from any of our fun, nonsensical, other stories in the hopes of it being more manageable. I promise I haven't forgotten you all!! Also, I'll be going through and making notes at the beginnings of sessions if there are things that you might need context to understand.

Log_Lady: YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! *runs in and sits in the question-asker seat* OH GALLIFREY I HAVE MISSED THIS!!!!! Alright Erik, your first five questions come from StarringTheNight! "1. Do you like pizza?"

Erik: Yes I do.

Log_Lady: "2. ^ If so, what is you favorite topping(s)?"

Erik: My favorite is extra cheese with a regular tomato sauce. Thin crust.

Log_Lady: "3. Favorite book?" *gasp* *whispers to audience* Get ready for a paragraph here. This guy likes his books.

Erik: *confused* You realize I can hear you, right? We're not on some bad reality TV show.....

Log_Lady: Aaaawww, look at you, all grown up and making pop culture references. *pats Erik's head*

Erik: You're avoiding my question..... Anyway..... There are far too many books in this world for me to choose just one favorite. Jane Eyre is a wonderful book! Jane is such an interesting character, very intelligent, with lots of depth, but also not particularly great at handling emotions. She is not a big risk taker, and if it were left completely up to her then her life would be a somewhat boring one. Which is why Mr. Rochester, her second half, completes her so well! He is a very intriguing, mysterious character, very prone to emotional outbursts, but also has a wonderful sense of humor and he understands Jane so very well-

Log_Lady: Here we have it, people. The origin of shipping. He read this book before he came to the 20th century.

Erik: I wasn't done!

Log_Lady: Yes you were. Wouldn't want to bore our readers. Besides, if you went on any longer you'd have given out spoilers WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE SHOULD READ JANE EYRE FOR THEMSELVES! It's a classic! Next! "4. Do you like waffles?"

Erik: Waffles are delicious! I like the round ones best. With powdered sugar.

Log_Lady: I have raised him well.

Erik: You didn't raise me! You're my fiancée.... *confused*

Log_Lady: Laaaaaast question! "5. Any questions for me?"

Erik: Yes! I'm curious as to what inspired your username? I think it's a very nice one.

Log_Lady: And now..... *evil laughter*

Erik: *worried look* Now.....?

Log_Lady: WE HAVE A DARE! *more evil laughter* This is also from StarringTheNight! "DARE: I dare you to go up to Gustave and say, "PIZZAAAAAAA!" And then throw the pizza (with the toppings we discussed earlier) in his face and then runaway. (And no one can explain what happened for at least an hour)"

Erik: But-

Log_Lady: No buts! You're not allowed to say no to dares, remember Erik? I have the pizza all ordered! In faaaact.......

David Tennant: Suddenly, the doorbell rings!

Log_Lady: *runs to get the door and comes back a few minutes later with a pizza* Kirk's on pizza delivery again. Wonder how long it'll last....

Erik: No way it'll be more than a week.

Log_Lady: Now no more stalling! *hands pizza to Erik*

Erik: *pouty face* *goes upstairs and knocks on Gustave's door*

Gustave: *opens it* Hi Dad! I actually was just about to come ask you a question! If I want to write a piece that is reminiscent of the romantic era, would it be wrong to incorporate a few baroque style grace notes or ornamentations into it?

Erik: *cringes* *shouts* PIZZA!!!!!!! *throws pizza into Gustave's face and then runs and locks himself in his room*

Gustave: *stands there for a few minutes in confusion* *yells after him* Dad???? Are you okay......?

David TennaNt: ONE HOUR LATER.

Gustave: *runs downstairs* *panicked* LOG_LADY!!!!!!!!

Log_Lady: What is it? *concerned*

Gustave: I'm worried about Dad! I think he's gone crazy again! He shoved a pizza in my face and then ran and locked himself in his room! I've been knocking on the door for an hour now and he won't come out!

Log_Lady: *bursts into insane sounding laughter*

Gustave: Are..... Are you going crazy too.....? *backing away scaredly*

Log_Lady: It was a dare Gustave! *still laughing* For our book! We're back up and running again!

Gustave: OOOOH! Does that means I'll have more questions to answer? *eyes light up*

Log_Lady: Yep! Speaking of which, *turns to face imaginary camera* remember to comment any questions or dares you guys have for Erik and Gustave! Thanks for reading this session and see you all next time! Bye!

Gustave: BYE! *waves*