OOC: I should note, if I haven't already, that David Tennant is our narrator.
Log_Lady: Hello all! We're here for a session consisting of two spooooooooky dares. They are both from TeamLeoAllTheWay! "Erik has to listen to the stories of the following creepypastas accompanied by pictures of them: Slenderman, Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Jeff the killer, Masky and hoodie, BEN Drowned, and Jane the Killer."
Erik: There sure are a lot of them.....
Log_Lady: For the sake of time, Erik and I will read them, and I will give you crappy sentence-long summaries of them all.
Slenderman: Tall creepy guy with no face stalks the woods and kills children (and maybe also runs into trees because he has no face?).
Laughing Jack: Fake imaginary friend turns kids into piñatas.
Eyeless Jack: Boy sacrificed to demons, loses eyes and instead becomes demon. He eats people now. (I bet he also runs into trees because he has no eyes.)
Jeff the Killer: Kid feels psychopathic urges fighting school bullies, kills people now. (Seriously dude you could have just told the teacher??)
Masky: Aka Tim. Appears in the backgrounds of some videos and attacks people. Apparently some think that he is good?
Hoody: In same videos as Masky. Is dead? Idk.
Ben Drowned: Haunted video game. Ben also drowns maybe.
Jane the Killer: Wants to kill Jeff to avenger her parents.
Erik: Interesting........... I don't quite understand, what does this have to do with pasta?
David Tennant: TIME LATER
Log_Lady: And now for the second part of our dare! Erik and Raoul have to spend the night in an extremely super duper haunted house!
Sam: *giggling*
Raoul: What?!
Erik: This ought to be fun.... You scared, Vicomte? *smirks*
Raoul: Pfffft... Not at all! *nervous laugh*
Erik: I think you ARE! I wonder what kinds of ghosts live there.... A vengeful wife, whose life was tragically ended by her husband? Or perhaps a brother, the jealousy of his perfect twin sister, driving him to kill.
Sam: Sounds perfect for you, Raoul!
Log_Lady: Let's go, shall we? Sammy and Dean are hooking us up with one!
David Tennant: A drive later, they pull up to a very scary looking house. And also it's dark out.
Dean: Hey guys! This place is quite the hotspot- EMF readings are through the roof!
Raoul: Can I not do this?
Erik: You have to. It's a dare. You're the one that wanted to be included in the book, so the rules apply to you too.
Raoul: *grumbles*
Dean: *hands them each a container of salt* Have fun guys! See ya later! *drives off*
Log_Lady: I guess we'll be leaving you then! PIck you up tomorrow at 10! *jumps in the car*
Sam: Have fun and don't die! *leaves with Log_Lady*
Raoul: *gulps*
Erik: *cackles evilly* Let's go in! *shoves Raoul towards the door*
Raoul: *freezes in place and shakes head*
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionIn this book, you may subject Erik Destler and his son, Gustave, to any questions and dares that you have! Just ask them in the comments of the most recent session! (If you put them in earlier sessions, they may go unnoticed due to the amount of com...
