Log_Lady: Alright, we're here with a couple dares from Nalitie. (I thought they were worthy of their own section.) "Log_Lady, I dare you to set up a playdate for Erik and Darth Vader. Erik, at that playdate, I dare you and Darth Vader to switch theme music and have your new theme play whenever you walk through the door."
Erik: Darth Vader.....? Can you tell him to leave his weapons at home....?
Log_Lady: I will. Now go get set up for your play date!
Erik: I'm a grown man. It's not a play date.
Log_Lady: Yes it is! Get out some board games or video games or something so you're ready! I'm gonna call him up.
David Tennant: A couple of hours later.
Emperor Palpatine: *rings doorbell*
Log_Lady: *answers* Hiya! Come on in!
Palpatine: *pushes Vader in* I want him home by six for dinner.
Log_Lady: Sure thing! *closes door* Alright, Darth, Erik's got some games set up in the living room for you guys!
Darth Vader: I'm a Sith Lord. I don't play games. I don't go on "Play Dates". I don't go home by six for dinner.
Log_Lady: You do now! *pushes him into the living room* I'll leave you two boys alone now! Have fun! *goes off to Netflix*
Erik: Hi...... Um..... So..... Can we switch theme songs for a bit? I've been dared to.....
Darth Vader: Sure. *hands him a Star Wars Soundtrack CD*
Erik: *hands him Phantom of the Opera CD and takes the Star Wars one*
Darth Vader: Can we play Mario Kart? Palpatine doesn't let me... He says it's "not evil enough".
Erik: Ummm.... Sure......
David Tennant: A bit later.
Erik: DAMMIT VADER! HOW DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME WITH YOUR FREAKING TURTLE SHELLS???
Darth Vader: *evil laughter* The red ones are target-locking!
Erik: *throws the remote across the room in frustration* You win AGAIN! Let's play something else. How about Twister?
Darth Vader: But.... I don't like-
Erik: You got to choose the last game! It's my turn! *sets up Twister*
David Tennant: Another bit later.
Darth Vader: *falls over* My suit restricts my movement. You win. *grumpily*
Erik: YES!!!!!
Darth Vader: *lifts Erik up with The Force and makes him hover in mid-air*
Erik: LOG_LADY!!!! HE'S USING THE FORCE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
Log_Lady: Work it out, boys!
Erik: I CAN'T! HE'S MAKING ME HOVER!!!
Log_Lady: *sigh* I guess it's time to take him home anyway. Darth! Get in the T.A.R.D.I.S. and The Doctor will take you home.
Darth Vader: *does as he's told*
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