Raoul: Greetings! I will be reading off questions today, as apparently Log_Lady has some very intense violin practicing to do.
David Tennant: Part two of the Bach Double plays (kind of horribly) off in the distance.
Erik: VERY intense practicing.
Gustave: Come on guys, she's not THAT bad.....
Raoul: I think it's lovely, though my taste isn't as refined as yours, of course, Erik.
Erik: It is..... less than sub-par...... *grimaces* Anyway, on to the questions!
Raoul: Yes! First we have two from @bethanybutler988: "1.)So my questions for you and Gustave are If you were one of Miss Peregrin's peculiar childeren who will you be and what will your pecularites will be and why?"
Erik: I suppose my face would be a peculiarity, and perhaps my ability would be hypnosis by music?
Gustave: I would be The Fantastic Egg-Boy!! My power would be to be able to turn ANYTHING into an egg, and to turn an egg into ANYTHING!
Raoul: What inspired that choice?
Gustave: I cooked some really good eggs for breakfast.
Raoul: Interesting.... "2.) Oh! And Roul i hate you." Hey! I happen to be a very likable person! If you've read the novel, my very character is based around how sweet and caring and "feminine" I am!
Erik: Sweet and caring? Well I sure never saw that side of you....
Raoul: That's ancient history, Erik. You have since then! *gives Erik a hug*
Gustave: GROUP HUG *tackles them both*
Erik: *shoves then both off and forcibly hands Raoul the laptop* On to the questions!
Raoul: The next one is from DarkWolf0902. "Gustave do you like the Wizard of Oz?"
Gustave: I sure do!! My favorite character is Glinda the Good. I want to be as cool and graceful as she is someday.
Raoul: Our final questions are from Nalitie! "A recording device flies in from Erscoga, attached to a pigeon. A message plays.) Um... Can you hear me? So instead of sending more pigeons and losing them over in Ask Erik, this is kind of an inter-dimensional one-way cellphone, I guess."
Erik: Ah, very resourceful! It certainly will save you some pigeons. How are things in Erscoga?
Raoul: I still don't quite understand WHERE exactly Erscoga is, to be honest..... "Anyway, questions! 1) Willy and I are gonna reenact our wedding for some of our friends who didn't get to come, because it was before we met anyone. Would you like to attend? Also, if you do, I must warn you not to eat any dinner mints, no matter how insistent I may be... "
Erik: We would all be honored to attend!!
Gustave: Can I bring my pet goat that I'm gonna try to convince Dad to let me have? I promise I'll keep him away from the mints!
Erik: Gustave, for the last time, you cannot have a goat.
Gustave: But Daaaaaad....... *makes a pouty face and goes off to be angry*
Raoul: What does he want with a goat anyway? "2) Hey Erik, how's your grip on technology now? I was going back through the Very Old Ask Erik, when you struggled with the toaster, and no one has really asked since then..."
Erik: Ah! Yes, I remember the toaster..... I managed to work it out finally, but THEN it shorted out and we had to get a toaster oven, which still escapes me. I can turn Netflix on the television, and surf the web relatively well. The washing machine and dryer are a bit too complex for me. I can operate a car, and was actually officially licensed to!
Raoul: "Also, not a question, but I've missed these normal sessions. Wars and big events are great and fun to write and fun to read if they're not too complicated, but man, our timelines got so screwed up..."
Erik: They sure did.... I'm still not entirely caught up on why you're at war, or who with?
Raoul: "You hear someone sidle into the room) Homeless Henry Asks: 3) Hey, you want some.... "ice water"?"
Erik: That's a bit suspicious.... I'll pass.
Raoul: I'll take some!! "Henry also asks, "Ya heard any good conspiracies lately?"
Erik: Have you heard the one about how the government is using social media sites to steal our identities and replace us with robots? I don't believe it of course, but I have heard it.
Raoul: I heard someone say that pop-tarts are dessert ravioli and I must say, I've been questioning much about my existence since then.
Erik: Hopefully these are sufficient?
Raoul: Have YOU heard any good conspiracies, Homeless Henry?
Erik: And I think that wraps it up for now! See all of you next time!
Raoul: Remember to comment questions and dares!
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FanfictionIn this book, you may subject Erik Destler and his son, Gustave, to any questions and dares that you have! Just ask them in the comments of the most recent session! (If you put them in earlier sessions, they may go unnoticed due to the amount of com...
