OOC: Gabriel is another angel from Supernatural. They have powers + were convenient for making dares plausible.
Log_Lady: HI guys!! I'm here for a long overdue session!
Sam: I CAME TOO!!! I've been really bored so I thought why not.....
Erik: I, of course, must be here for a session to even happen....
Log_Lady: First question's from theconfuzzledcookie: Have you ever seen, "Sunday in the Park with George"?
Erik: Nope. But I do really love the song "Finishing the Hat" from it, especially Mandy Patinkin's rendition.
Log_Lady: From katywilliams8: I have a question for you, Erik: Which actor do you think portrayed you best?
Erik: Ramin Karimloo.
Sam: Agreed.
Log_Lady: From Nalitie we have a bunch. "1. Do you know.... The MUFFIN MAN?"
Erik: Um..... I know Gabriel, the annoying trouble making angel who has to live here because no one else will guard him to make sure he doesn't destroy the universe or anything. And he constantly makes all kinds of junk food, including muffins, So yes. I suppose.
Sam: I feel like she's making a reference to something... Like literally always. She says she lives under a geode... But.... Ehhhhh it doesn't really seem like one.....
Gabriel: *appears* It's a song! *starts singing obnoxiously* DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN? THE MUFFIN MAN? THE MUFFIN MAN? DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN WHO LIVES ON DAIRY LANE?
Sam: *death glare* Log_Lady, I swear if you sing with him....
Erik: Go away!
Gabriel: Fiiine. *disappears*
Log_Lady: "2. Do you like space?"
Erik: I enjoy looking at space from the safety of Earth. I'm not too fond of being IN space.
Sam: OHHHHH I CAN TELL YOU ALLLLLL ABOUT SPACE IF YOU WANT. INCLUDING FAKE SPACE! Unless you already know all of fake space stuff... But real space is also my specialty! SPACE! YAY!
Log_Lady: Fake space? Uh... Okay then.. "3. Do you have good hemoglobin levels?"
Erik: I have no idea... But I'm not dead yet so probably.
Log_Lady: He STILL won't go to the doctor's office. I may have to call Shinra over to examine him or something because I REALLY don't want him to die of some hard-to-detect-disease...
Sam: I could tell what hemoglobin is but... That would require explanation.... I don't like explanation........
Log_Lady: "4. Do you like knitting?"
Erik: *blushes* Um.. Well.. Uh... I'm not very good at it... But it is very relaxing... Yes...
Sam: OOOOOOOH KNITTING I KNOW WHAT SHE'S REFERENCING I KNOW IT YAAAAY!!!! *jumping up and down and all around* *stops suddenly* I finally got around to watching something Nalitie suggested so now I understand most of the questions she asks. But anyways.... Uh... Knitting. NavScarves. Yarn Pals. Yay. *awkward celebration*
Log_Lady: Huh. "5. Do you float well?"
Erik: Not really.
Log_Lady: He's so freaking thin he just kinda sorta almost sinks.
Sam: That's no fun... Swimming is fun.... WATER.
Log_Lady: And now DARES! All from Nalitie. "1. I dare you to go hug a cactus, then go hug the security guard at a mall before running around the mall screaming."
David Tennant: Some time and somehow later, they are in a desert full of cacti.
Log_Lady: Alrighty, pick your favorite!
Erik: Do I have to?
Sam: I WANNA DO IT TOO!! PAIN IS HILARIOUS!!! *runs over to a cactus and hugs it, giggling like a crazy person*
Log_Lady: If she can do it and LAUGH, then you can do it too.
Erik: *cringes* *hugs closest cactus* *screams in pain* QUICK TO THE MALL SO I CAN GET THESE STUPID THINGS OFF ME!
Sam: *teleports them and runs over to a security guard* *hug attacks him, lets go, then starts running around in circles, screaming her head off*
Erik: *does the same very quickly, then starts pulling the cactus spines off of himself*
Sam: *sits down on the floor, exhausted* *slowly and eventually starts pulling spines off without even flinching*
Log_Lady: Next dare I guess? "2. I dare you to set up a playdate with Evanora and switch clothes the whole time." *calls up* Uh... She says she's busy right now, but sometime next week or something maybe.... So next! "3. I also dare you to do an Elmo impression."
Erik: El....mo? *confused*
Sam: *gasp*
Gabriel: *appears again* *horrified screech* *turns on the TV and puts on Sesame Street* WE WILL WATCH IT ALL. NOW.
Sam: Oh my Chuck no.... *hides under couch*
Gabriel: YES! HE MUST WITNESS IT!
Erik: *very weirded out*
David Tennant: Many, many, many, many, MANY hours later (because seriously Sesame Street has been on since the 70's, there's lots of episodes).
Erik: But..... I... Why did you make me watch that? I already know how to count...... And spell.... And things...
Sam: I've lost all brain cells. All of them. Gone.
Gabriel: THAT IS CLASSIC TELEVISION! You must experience it.
Sam: No, classic is Doctor Who. And always will be. But uh.... I... *buries face into floor* I feel so stupid from watching that.
Gabriel: Are you... insulting it? *offended huff* Fine. I guess I'll just leave then. *poofs back to the basement (aka his lair)*
Sam: JUST DO THE DARE ALREADY!!
Erik: *sighs* *in creepy sounding Elmo voice* Elmo loves to play! Do you want to play with Elmo? We can play checkers, or cards, or tag, or hide-and seek, or anything! *normal voice* Can I be done now?
Sam: I'm officially scarred for life. Please be done.
Log_Lady: Yeah please do.... "4. I dare you to blow up a factory using something that wasn't originally intended to be a bomb."
Erik: *eyes light up* I can do this! Just gimme a sec!
Sam: OMICRON FISSION EVENT???? *insane smile* *pulls out a space helmet filled with ice cream and a weird, white glowing orb* JUST WAIT FOR THE ICE CREAM TO MELT AND THEN BOOOOOM.
Erik: No!!! I wanna make a bomb!
Sam: Oh... Uhm... Heh... I need to.... Dispose of this... Otherwise boom. *disappears*
Erik: Alright, I need someone to poof me into somewhere real quick so I can get a thing....
Gabriel: *appears again* If it means explosions, I'm in. *poofs Erik to some sciency lab*
Erik: *grabs a thing*
Gabriel: *poofs them back*
Log_Lady: Now we have to find an abandoned factory because I don't really want to kill anybody....
Sam: *reappears, covered in some rubble and ash, with a bit of her hair singed off* Boom.... *collapses on the couch*
Gabriel: I can just make one in your backyard! *makes one*
Erik: Uh.... great! *grabs hose and floods the floor of the factory* EVERYBODY CLEAR OUT! *drops a ton of the thing he grabbed into the water*
David Tennant: The factory explodes in flames.
Sam: *jolts up* BOOM.
David Tennant: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.
Erik: *very proud of himself* You see, when pure potassium comes into contact with water, it all goes up in flames! That is why potassium has to be stored in a special container, because it's dangerous for it to even touch the water vapor in the air.
Sam: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Gabriel: You won't be needing me anymore, I suppose. *disappears again*
Log_Lady: Nope! And for the sake of time, we'll visit Anakin next session. See y'all later and remember to comment questions and dares!
Erik: Bye!
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