Ask Erik!

Session the 11th

Log_Lady: *eating Skittles* Hey guys! Guess who gets another session this weekend? YOU!

Erik: *sarcastically* Another update..... So soon..... I think the shock's going to put me into cardiac arrest....

Log_Lady: *throws a Skittle at him* Let's get started! First we have a bunch from Nalitie! "1) What. Did. You. Do. To. Steven?!"

Erik: I didn't do anything! I would be more than happy to help you find him, however.

Log_Lady: I offer up all of my available resources as well! "2) What would you thenk if eye sturted tyeping laik thes?"

Erik: *laughs* I would likely wonder what happened to make you illiterate, as your grammar and spelling are typically very good.

Log_Lady: "3) Donkey?"

Erik: Um.... Yes? Maybe? What does saying yes to this question entail?

Log_Lady: "4) Seriously, do you have any info on Steven's whereabouts? Christine's getting worried--he went out last summer for milk and never came back."

Erik: My apologies, I do not.

Log_Lady: My hedgehogs could maybe sniff him out for you though. *sends a couple through the screen*
"5) Do you believe in lightness? As in shortened names (Walt'r, Car'l, Thr'ne, Harm'ny, Ch't, M'ggie, F'ther, etc), not owning heavy things, and possibly living on a cloud your whole life?"

Erik: While the shortened name system is a bit odd, I have no problems with it. Although it might get a little tedious to use. I couldn't not own heavy thing, as many of my prized instruments are very heavy. Living on a cloud may be fun, but not for my entire life.... I imagine the air is very thin up there, and I would not be able to work at full mental capacity as a result. Lightness may be a workable concept for some people, but not me...

Log_Lady: Next up from DixieFerchalk: "1. Have you seen Once Upon a Time? I can't remember if it was asked before or not, and if so, who is your favorite character?"

Erik: I've seen Once Upon a Time! It's mostly Log_Lady that watches it though. My favorite character is Regina, especially since last season when she started trying to make up for her evil deeds.

Log_Lady: Erik has a huge crush on Regina! *starts singing* Erik and Regina, sitti-

Erik: Well so do you. *is very pleased with himself*

Log_Lady: *blushes* Shut up. "2. Have you seen the movie The Princess Bride? If so, favorite character?"

Erik: The Princess Bride is an outstanding movie! Wesley is my favorite.

Log_Lady: INIGO MONTOYA! He beats all! Fun fact: Inigo Montoya was played by Mandy Patinkin, who also played Archibald Craven in the broadway cast of The Secret Garden. He's an amazing singer. Like, in the same league as Michael Ball. That amazing.

Erik: And that's saying something for her. She practically worships the ground Michael Ball walks on.

Log_Lady: No! I don't really even know anything about him.... Just that he's the best singer ever. "3. If you could have anyone you knew from here live with you, who would it be and why?"

Erik: Only....... one? I can't pick just one of you! I love you all so much. I would just have to put an addition on the house and have ALL of you come and live with me!

Log_Lady: Sounds like a plan! "4. If you were in a horror movie, what would you do?"

Erik: First, I would be sure to have iron and salt on hand. Both of those things are harmful to ghosts. Second, I would NOT split up from my group of friends to investigate whatever strange noise I just heard, because that would be a good way for me to end up dead. Also, I would not let any of my said friend group go off on their own. In horror movies, the safety lies in numbers. Third, I would take my salt and iron and kick that ghost's butt.

Log_Lady: I bet you would..... OOH I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS NEXT ONE! "5. I dare you to let Log_Lady paint your mask any way she wishes, and you have to wear it for a whole week."

Erik: What?? No!!! No no no!

Log_Lady: *trying to grab it* Give it here! Give it here! Come on! You have to! It's a dare!!

Erik: *takes it off and hands it over* Fiiine.......

Log_Lady: Yay! *colors the whole thing glitter-purple and paints rainbows and hedgehogs on it* Okay! All set! *gives it back*

Erik: *sighs and puts it back on* This is almost as bad as no mask at all....

Log_Lady: And ya know what's funny about it?? I'm not even any good at drawing! *big smile*

Erik: I can see that.

Log_Lady: *yells* The next few are for you, Gustave!

Gustave: *comes running in* YAY! Woah... Dad..... What's up with your mask? *laughing hysterically*

Erik: It was a dare. *grumpily* One of these days, someone's going to dare you something just as humiliating and then you won't be laughing.

Log_Lady: "6. (For Gustave) How are you?"

Gustave: I'm great! How 'bout you?

Log_Lady: "7. Have you ever played LEGO rock band before? The game, and if you have, do you like it?"

Gustave: I haven't, but I've played Guitar Hero! Are they similar? Because I like Guitar Hero.

Log_Lady: "8. What is your favorite instrument?"

Gustave: The accordion! They're so fun! Because you can dance while you're playing it, and it just sounds so cool!!!!

Log_Lady: It's an accordion now? Interesting. *aside to the readers* It changes every week.

Gustave: Is that it? Because I have some practicing to do. *pulls an accordion out and dances off with it*

Log_Lady: Next is one from Klidio, in response to what you said last session about the movie Maleficent. "Then what do you think of Wicked?"

Erik: If Wicked didn't also contain many other important points about today's society, I would likely have the same opinion about it. However, Wicked makes a great statement about how the media can be very misleading about current events, and how you can't always trust the people in charge.  It also shows very well how a lot of people are, more or less, mindless clones, trained to believe everything their idols say, even if their idols are mistaken. There are a lot of other good messages too, but I've probably bored you all enough...

Log_Lady: The last question is from Jojo1228: "Hey, Erik, if you were ever to play someone in Beauty and the Beast, who do you think you'd most likely play?"

Erik: The beast, most likely. Though it would also be fun to play the owner of the asylum, because he's nice and creepy.

Log_Lady: And that's all for this session! It was nice hearing from all of you! See y'all next time!

Erik: Bye!