Luke's Diary

                                                                             Tuesday march 13 

Ok so I had no school today because of some meeting for the teachers. I quickly turned on my video game console and started playing GTA 5 ( grand theft auto 5 ). I know that Mom only lets me play G - rated games.But I don't actually listen to her.The most naughtiest in my family is Michael.He plays League of Legends every day at 6:30 AM.And Mom is totally pissed because of that.Then I hear the doorbell.When I opened the door, I found Sharlize. GREAT! NOW WHAT?! "Hey luke! I brought you some chocolates!"She said, handing me a heart shaped box.But I refused to get it from her."Uh sorry I can't eat them because... Uhhh.... I'm not allowed to eat chocolate! yeah! so I can't get them! sorry, maybe next time" I said, plastering a fake smile. Then I closed the door and continued my game.Do you know why I sometimes don't like Sharlize? It's because...............

1. her breath smells like garbage whenever I go near her

2. She knocks on my door EVERYDAY on a weekend or after school just to give me chocolates

3. She touches MY face with out washing her hands

4.She stalks me where ever I go

5.She doesn't understand that I'm already taken and I cannot be her boyfriend! :(

So that's the list of things why I sometimes don't like Sharlize.My Mom was calling me to water the garden right after dinner.So I did. It took me a few minutes only because I was just using the sprinkler.Then I continued my game of GTA secretly in my room.And the door was locked.So nobody would find out that I was playing an SPG game. ;D I suddenly heard Mom screaming in the play room.When I checked what was going on, it turned out that Mom was screaming at Michael again for playing LOL for 4 straight hours.Wait, MICHAEL WAS PLAYING LOL FOR 4 STRAIGHT HOURS????!!!!!! Michael told Mom it was because he was practicing for the ultimate  LOL tournament which took place in Toronto, Canada. And the prize pot was 6 million dollars.Wow...... 6 million dollars just for playing some video game with a bunch of cray cray girl characters. "YOU WILL NOT GO TO THE TOURNAMENT, YOU WILL NOT WIN, AND YOU WILL NOT EARN 6 MILLION DOLLARS!" Mom shouted. Calum quickly brought mom back to her room and made her sleep and relax from all the stress. Redd came to visit my house again.Luckily mom was sleeping. "hey babe, I heard loud shouting from your house.Is everything alright?"she asked. "oh babe it's just my Mom.And I was just thinking............Could you sleep beside me for tonight?" I asked, shyly. " well of course!" Redd replied.Then she kissed me on the lips. I love her really much. :) Her photo is on top! Well, I guess that's enough writing for today! ( hides diary in backpack and happily cuddles with Redd)