Luke's Diary

Thursday March 22

I walked to the bar this morning with Redd.Because she wanted breakfast there.As I stepped inside the bar, I found a young man wearing a black tuxedo with a nametag that said "Hi! my name is Michael!". The boy had neon green hair and an eyebrow piercing.When he saw Redd, he jumped up. Redd walked to the counter and looked at the menu.

"Hi!" Michael said, nervously.

"Hey" Redd said without looking up from the menu.

"Um.. What can I get you?" He asked.

"An ordinary breakfast meal for two and two glasses of Johnnie Walker" She replied.

"Coming right up Ma'am!" Michael said.Then he rushed to the kitchen.

When me and Redd went to our table, I asked, "Do you know him?". Redd looked up from her phone and nodded, "He's your brother". Wait!!! WOAH WOAH WOAH! MICHAEL WORKS IN A BAR? Michael suddenly arrives with two plates and two glasses of wine. "Here is your order, enjoy!" He said, keeping his eyes on Redd. "Are you a college drop-out?" I asked him. "Yes" He replied.Ok he's DEFINITELY my brother.I checked my phone first.A few minutes later, I realized that Redd was gone.But I found her outside, just breathing in the fresh air.OH MY GOSH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER SKIRT!! :O OH NO MICHAEL'S COMING! I NEED TO DO SOMETHING QUICK!!!! AAAH! MICHAEL'S COMING CLOSER! OH I KNOW WHAT TO DO! "Redd! you need to go back inside!" I yell-whispered to my babe.Luckily, she went inside quickly without Michael noticing that skirt problem. Phew! I followed Babe into the bar while Michael stayed outside.After breakfast, I brought Redd to her house and we both had to say "Good bye". When I reached my house, Calum opened the front door for me and he looked drunk.He gave me a bottle of beer but I refused. "Hey! Calum! Mom told us to never ever drink in the morning!" I yelled. Calum didn't listen, he just pushed me into the living room and I found Ashton drunk too.Then Michael came into the living room still wearing his tuxedo.He came home DRUNK.The 3 of them wouldn't even let me go back to my room.They let me stay in the living room for 2 hours and they kept slapping my butt for fun.They even taped me on the wall.Do you wanna know why? It's because they wanted to play "Pin the tail of Luke Hemmings". After the second hour passed, Redd arrived in my house and she saw me in the living room laying down.I passed out. Like literally.