Luke's Diary

Wednesday March 21

I woke up this morning.And I found myself laying on Redd's bed.I was beside her.I checked my phone to see if classes were suspended because I think I overslept.There  was a message from Calum.And it said: "Classes suspended today! Me, Michael, and Ashton overslept.We accidentally set our alarm clocks to snooze." Redd woke up and she saw me. "Good morning Bae" She said, with a sexy smile. "Good morning" I replied.I stared at her face and she kept that smile on. "You're sexy" I said. I noticed that she blushed and her cheeks turned pink.The doorbell suddenly rang and I ran downstairs to open the door.IT WAS SHARLIZE!!! My brain kept on telling me things like, Red alert Red alert RETREAT!!! Instead, I tried acting natural.But then........ WHAT THE FREAK SHARLIZE JUST KISSED ME!!! I got so shocked, that I pushed her away and slammed the door.I knew that I wasn't made for her.She is NOT my destiny.Never ever ever gonna be.Babe ran down the stairs and she saw me rolling on the floor. "Babe, are you ok?" She asked, worried. I stood up and when I told her about what just happened, she screamed and she wiped tissue on my lips. "Babe, its oka-" I said, but I got cut off because Redd kissed me. After like, 2 minutes, Redd began screaming again.Her face looked demonic and she was nearly ripping half of her shirt.So I saw a little bit of her bra.  Then Redd came out of her house with that ripped shirt and she found Sharlize. "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST KISS MY BAE?!" She screamed. "Uh.... Listen! I'm sorry" Sharlize mumbled.

"OH REALLY?"

"Yes! really!"

"WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH!"

"No please! I mean it! and why is your shirt ripped?"

*Redd inhales furiously*

"JUST STOP IT! STOP IT! OK?"

"O-Ok, understood"

*Redd leaves the scene and Sharlize stands in her place without moving*

Redd came back in the house and she hugged me tightly. "I'm so so sorry babe, I'll never ever let anyone kiss you again!" She cried. "No, please don't cry! it's not your fault.Nothing is your fault!" I said, trying to cheer her up.I wiped her tears away and she stopped crying.Then we both snuggled up on the couch and watched "How I met your Mother".Suddenly, Mom texted me to go home. "I need to go babe, I'll come back later.I promise!" I said and left her house.On the way home, I still found Sharlize standing in her spot on the middle of the road.She suddenly ran up toward me. "OMG, I'm so so sorry! I didn't mean to kiss you. Can we just be friends for now? no kissing.I promise.." She said, holding my hand.I gasped at the sight of her. "No!" I said, pushing her away from me. When I was about to run, she quickly held on to my hand and I flinched. "Come on, please give me another chance?" She asked again.She wouldn't release me! I let out a loud cry and she finally let me go. I noticed that Sharlize was clenching her fists.She seemed angry.Angry at who? me? Redd? I think it was me.I finally reached my house and I ate lunch.Mom made me..... You'd probably think that I'm having fruits. But WRONG!!! I had a sandwich with a glass of pink lemonade.Then I went back to Redd's house.She wore a new outfit.PERFECT! I can add her in my film! "Oh uh hey Redd, I was wondering... Could you be in my film?It's really important!" I said to her.She smiled and nodded. So here is how the film went.

My family transcript

ME:As you can see, beside me is a really hot girl.She is my girlfriend.

REDD:Hi!

ME:Anyway, she is our special guest for today! her name is Redd.

REDD: ( blushes )

ME: ( Puts arms around Redd ) Ok Redd, tell us something about yourself.

REDD:Oh! um... ( whispers to Luke ) I'm shy!

ME:Oh it's ok.Just pretend that you're not being filmed.Imagine yourself just talking to me alone in a quiet room.You can do it!

REDD:Ummm uhhh!

ME:Sing a song instead.

REDD:Ok... ( takes a deep breath) 

REDD: ( starts singing amnesia )

REDD: * A few minutes later * Ok I'm done!

ME:OH MY GOSH! You sang so.... So..... SO WONDERFUL!

REDD:Thanks!

ME:Hmmmm... I wonder who's watching this. Dr. Sarah I suppose. Hi Dr. Sarah! I hope you love how Redd sang!

ME:Well, I guess this is it for now! bye!