Luke's Diary

Monday April 2

I woke up feeling better. And I saw Redd sleeping on one of my chairs. She was holding my homework. So I took it from her hands and I saw all of the pages with complete answers :) But when I flipped to the last page, I found something written in bad capitalization.

"yOU'rE a sOre LoSer, geT LOst

I felt scared, but I was sure it wasn't Redd who wrote it. "Luke, what's that?" Somebody said. I looked behind me and saw Redd. She woke up, and now she was looking at the message. "Lukey, who wrote that?" She asked, hugging me. I shrugged and caressed her cheek. I only knew 3 people who wrote with bad capitalization. And they were Hillary (Only when rushing), Lizzy (Rarely), and my friend, Jacob. But I still couldn't be sure if it was one of them, 'cause they were all my good friends. 

"Mr. Penguin"

"Yes, Mrs. Penguin?"

"Can we both go back to sleep? I'm tired"

"Sure!"

"Thanks"

*We go to sleep*

Zzzzzzz

*After 2 hours*

"THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!!" I screamed. I began punching my stomach, but Redd woke up and stopped me. "Bae what's wrong?" She asked, holding tightly onto my fist. "Redd! Please forgive me, I never meant to hurt your feelings! just please give me another chance! AAH! I'M JUST A REALLY STUPID MORON!" I cried, punching my pillow with frustration. "Luke, that was just a dream, ok? And you're not a stupid moron. Nobody here is. Now I want you to relax and lay down. Just think of happy thoughts." She said. Redd lay me down and stroked my hair repeatedly. "Redd, could you give me my watermelon scented pen?" I asked. Redd nodded and gave me my pen. I started smelling it. 

The 3 things that could make me sleep/faint easily

1. My watermelon scented pen (This could make me fall asleep)

2. Redd's lullaby (This could also make me fall asleep)

3. Drinking too much (This makes me faint most of the time)

*Starts sleeping again*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*After 2 more hours* :P

I woke up and I was still holding my pen. And Calum was sitting in front of me. "You missed lunch." He said, looking at my eyes. I said it was ok, since I didn't feel hungry. "Luke! come down here!" My mom yelled. I ran down the stairs and into the kitchen. "I'm assigning you to babysit Ashton's younger brother, Harry, in the skate park." Mom said. I saw a young boy standing beside her. I assumed he was Harry. "Sup Dude" He said in a cool voice. I was starting to worry if he was one of those really tough kids that spray paint on walls and on lockers. Because I get really scared of those kind of people. "Yo, Dude, are we leaving or what? Don't keep me waiting all day. Cuz I got a date with some hot gal tonight." Harry nearly yelled at me. I nodded quickly and led him outside.

Fast forward to skate park!

I was wearing my bad badtz maru (pronounced "bad batsu maru") hat. And I was just messaging photos and texts to Redd. Harry was done doing his own thing, and he was behind me, looking at my Girlfriend's profile pic. "She's hot" He whispered. I just smiled at him and we went back home. We passed by target, and Harry said he wanted something from there. So I took him inside target. I bought a bouquet of roses for Redd, because she liked roses. And Harry bought chocolate chip cookies just for his date, Allison. Allison had ginger brown hair, blue eyes, and purple earrings. She looked cute and smart. Harry was always bragging about how pretty She was. I was ok with that. Since I used to brag about how pretty Redd was :). Anyway, we went out of target and went back home. On the way, Sharlize spotted me and kept on waving her hand. "Luke!!!! I'm right over heeere!" She said. I tried ignoring her and looked away. "Who's she?" Harry asked, glancing at Sharlize. "Just some girl I don't know...." I replied. I took Him away quickly and after 1 minute, we arrived at our house. "Boys, what took you so long?" Mom asked. "Mom, it's a long story" I said and ran upstairs to my room. The AC was on. It was cool. Sleep Luke, You need to go to sleep. Go sleep now or the monster under your bed will eat you and pull your head out. I thought. Then I began to sleep. The first thing I dreamt of was Redd. Oh Redd. I wish I could just kiss her now.

Author's/Luke's note

Thank you so much for reading my story/diary! I FINALLY REACHED 1K READERS!!!! I hope you continue voting for this ;). Shout out to Sharhemmo for being the most craziest Luke stalker I know! p.s. Luke thinks you're weird.