Luke's Diary

Tuesday March 20

I had no classes today because of the rain and stuff.So I called Babe on the telephone.

MY CONVERSATION WITH REDD

Me:Hey Babe

Redd:Hey Babe

Me:You're cute, really cute

Redd:Oh thank you, you're very very handsome

Me:I love you

Redd:I love you too Babe

Me:I like how you sing to me

Redd:I like how you sing to me too, you're the best singer

Me:No you are!

Redd:No you are!

Me: ( giggles )

Redd: ( giggles )

Me:So um anyway... I just wanna tell you, never ever let Michael get in your way

Redd:He looks like.... You know.

Me:Like what

Redd:You know

Me:Come on explain it to me very slowly, in a french accent

Redd: ( giggles ) Luke! stop it!

Me:Please? I won't tell him. I promise!

Redd:Well, he sorta looks like a...... Murderer.

Me:Oh.

Redd:Listen! I'm sorry! I really am.

Me:No no no! you don't have to apologize. You never have to. Plus, you're right... He DOES look like a murderer

Redd:Yeah......

Me:Babe, what's wrong?

Redd:I feel bad about telling you that Michael looks like a murderer. I think you'll tell him that I said it...

Me:Babe, no! I would never do such a thing!

Redd:Really?

Me:Ok tell you what, Michael once told me that he was GAY

Redd: ( laughs )

Me: ( laughs )

Redd:Luke.... I need you to go to my house. I need to show you a secret that you should never tell anybody

Me:Ok I promise I won't tell ANYONE

( puts phone down )

TO BE CONTINUED