50 shades of cashby

Chapter 35 - Hola

I woke up to find Alan wasn't in bed beside me. I got up and put on one of his tops and walked out the room. I walked in to the kitchen to see Alan making pancakes, "good morning Mrs. Ashby" he said as he placed one on a plate in front of me. "Where's Anthony "I asked Alan looking down the hall to him room. "He's tucked up and sleeping" he said with a cheesy grin. I looked at Alan and gave him a slight grin. "Someone hungover?" he asked. "No shit Sherlock" I mumbled as I started eating the pancake. Alan handed me a glass of water "here drink this princess might help". I glared up at him "princess fucking princess you're the ginger one here" I snapped at him. Alan looked at me shocked "dawww someone's a grumpy cat today "he said as he walked round and put his arms around my hips and started kissing my neck. I stood up at said "isn't our honey moon yet Hunni" and walked into the bedroom to start packing. As I was folding some sexy underwear in to the suitcase for Alans surprise when we are on holiday I looked out of the window to see Austin kissing jades stomach. I sighed. Poor bastered doesn't know she will be the size of a hippo in no time. Alan popped his head round the door " that's Anthony all packed and ready to say at aunty jades and uncle Austin's" I turned to face him " you seem super ken to get rid of him?" I asked him folding the rest of the stuff away. " yea me you and what I've got planed is going to be amazing" he said running up the hall like a 5 year old.

Once everything was packed we locked up the house and walked over to say good bye. Baby Anthony was sleeping on me as I carried him over to jades. I opened the door and walked in to say jade storming towards me "you can fuck right off I am not looking after that little shit nope nope I will not do it!" Austin jumped in front of her before she got to close " its fine we will look after him no problem rach" Austin said picking up Anthony and placing him on his shoulder and walking away. Alan came in with the bags of stuff for Anthony and placed the against the wall. "You fucking bitch leaving me with Anthony for a fucking week" jade snapped at me "a week? Were away for two did Austin not tell you?" I said with a massive grin on my face. I knew it would get jade mad. "Two weeks fucking two weeks" jade started ranting as she walked in to the kitchen. "What time you leaving?" Austin asked patting Anthony's back "taxi should be here anytime" Alan replied as he checked for it out the window. "Aye you having fun shagging each other brains out " jade piped up and she walked back in the living room to join us. Before I had a chance to reply back with a sarcastic comment Austin got there before me " wont be hard nether of them have any" they both started pissing themselves laughing." Fucking bastards" I mumbled under my breath " that's the taxi here" alan piped up ignoring there comments " dream about ben Hunni might make everything better" I said picking up my bags and running out of the house. Alan said bye to Austin and followed me out to the taxi. Out of the corner eye I saw jade standing at window sticking her middle finger at us. I pointed it out to Alan who started to laugh as we got in the taxi. We both waved bye to Austin and jade as the taxi drove away. "So where to?" I said looking at Alan.

Once we arrived at the airport Alan took our luggage to the checkout making sure to keep where we were going a secret. Once he had walked away I took out my phone out and called jade "is everything okay you haven't killed him yet have you?" I asked her worried about Anthony. "If it was up to me the little shit would be dead, so you're lucky Austin here to stop me" I started to panic "you fucking kill him... I'll eat all your food again!" There was silence from the other end. "You fat whore" jade snapped through the phone. I started smirking to myself. I heard Anthony cry in the back ground "Austin fucking feed that little shit
!" she snapped at Austin to go and feed him. Alan started to walk towards me "behave yourself or no food for you Hunni "I laughed as I hung up. I turned to see Alan holding the tickets for where were going. "Do I get to find out where we are going?" I asked him with a massive grin on my face. "No only good girls do" he replied with a cheeky grin. "Oh but that's the problem I've been very bad" I whispered as I bit my lip. Alan's eyes glanced at my lips. "Just you wait you kinky kitty Kat" he whispered as he picked up the bags and told me to follow.

Once we were off the plane I noticed it was sunny. "No snow for miles" I said turning back to look at Alan. "It's about all you will be seeing as he pulled out a blind fold and tied it round my head. " I know you wanted to try super kinky Alan but right now?" I giggled as he covered my eyes. "That's for later" he whispered in my ear as he kissed my neck and threw me over his shoulder and carried me for a while. "Are we close yet?" I kept asking him every so often just to annoy him. After Asking about a million times he finally said "yes now shut it you naughty cat". I blushed knowing he wouldn't see me. He pulled me out from the back of the car and stood me on my feet. He came up behind me and asked "you ready?" I nodded with excitement to see where we were. He took the blind fold off me eyes. My jaw dropped. We were in the Caribbean he had booked us the beach hut that was floating above the water, I turned to Alan "it's perfect" I said turning to face him as I wrapped my arms around his neck. I felt his hands cup my ass and lift me up. I wrapped my legs around his waist "nigglet bring in our bags when you hear this bitch scream," Alan said biting his lip. "Make me scream then like a bad kitty" I mumbled as he started to walk up to the door.

I lay in bed snuggled up to Alan's naked chest. "I fucking love you Mrs. Ashby" I turned to face him "I fucking love you to Mr. Ashby" I said kissing his chest. He wrapped his arm around me and cuddled me "NIGGLET move your ass and bring in our bags now" Alan said as he kissed
My head. I pulled the covers up over me as nigglet walked in and placed our bags down and looked at us. "Every ting okay would you like some beercan?" I looked at Alan trying to hold in my laughter. " no we are okay now go and work on your tan or something" Alan looked back at me " do you want some white chocolate so even you can get messy?" the nigglet looked at the ground and walked away. After he left Alan burst out laughing as did I

Later that night we facetimes our baby. Jade answered the phone "JADE!! I saw a fucking nigglet its better than that time with the bastard it was acute" jade looked at me thought the phone. "For fuck sake here's your fucking bastard child." She said as she handed the phone to baby Anthony. I was missing him like mad and I think Alan knew that too. "Can we go home a week early?" I asked Alan holding back tears. "I don't know babe I miss him to" Alan replied. "There might be coming home earlier!" jade shouted back to Austin "we get to live our lives again! " I looked at Alana and started to laugh. "I fucking missed you to jade "I squeaked out. "No homo bitch now if you don't mind we have to put your brat to bed" jade said before hanging up. I turned back to Alan so what shall we do today?" Alan looked at my neck and started kissing it again. "That's not an answer" I panted out. In his husky voice he moan "flesh". Flesh was the word that made me melt.

After round 2 we decided to go out on to the beach. I wore a red polka-dot bikini while Alan had his black shorts on. He took my hand as we ran into the waves. He splashed me with water as we begun having a water fight. "I know your weakness is Mrs. Ashby" I growled back him "you dear Mr.!" as I splashed him with water "flesh!" he shouted as he started to chase me up the beach. He caught my waist and picked me up and spun me around. He gently plopped me on the ground and rested his body against mine and kissed me "your perfect" he mumbled in between kisses. I pulled back and caught his head in-between my hands and whispered "if you hadn't saved me back in Glasgow I would have lost an arm ". Alan looked at the arm I snapped and his finger lightly over the pinky scar that was left behind. "Even without it you would still be my perfect match". I looked at him as I sat up on the sand with him beside me. I rested my head on his shoulder as we watched the sun go down. "I will always love you" he whispered I kissed him neck and mumbled "forever and always".

After we watched the sun go down we made our way back to the hut. As I walked up the steps I seen that the nigglet had set out a romantic dinner for us. I looked at where I was meant to be sitting and saw a note from him. It said thank you for the tip Mrs. Ashby I've always wanted to get chocolate all over my face. I showed Alan it as we both started laughing. "Would it be wrong instead of going home we stay out here just a while longer?" I asked Alan hoping he would see my point. "It's like the us we never got to have as we had Anthony so early". I saw Alan looking for an answer. "Jade will kill us" he piped up as he opened the bottle of champagne "why not it will piss her of wont it". I laughed as he poured two glasses and handed me one "toast to my perfect wife" Alan said all chuffed as he picked up his glass. "Toast to my new cat, I mean husband" I said giggling. As we clucked glasses Alan pulled me in and kissed me then whispered "I hear round 3 calling" I replied with a growl "meow!"