Late Night Talk {Pt.4}

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MeCookieEater: Dear, sweet Allen-poo
BADASS COWLICK: What up, doll~? Ready to pass your V-card?
WHITE FANG: THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT! *hides A.A behind him*
MeCookieEater: Vlad, I got this. Al, Lourdes_Leon is giving you a veggie burger and a waterlemon.
BADASS COWLICK: Well, thank you, I was hungry. *eats the burger and hits the waterlemon with his bat*
MeCookieEater: Uh...
BADASS COWLICK: I need some simulation, okay?
MeCookieEater: Ok,Mattew, the same person asks if she/he(last time I fucked up when I assumed a person was a he) can hold Kuma.
CUTIE PIE: W-wel...s-sure, I d-don't mind.
MeCookieEater: TintedDawn asks you all what would you do if life gives you lemons?
WHITE FANG: Put it in Oana's food.
IGGY: If it's about that writed sex tape then I'd burn it. If not, then I'll make lemonade!
AMURRICA: I'd throw them in A.A and then I'd force her to watch me kick the lemons while she's talking!
SCOTASS: I pass.
NORDIC FAIVU: Lemonade.
CUPCAKE FREAK: I think I'll make a topping for my cupcakes~!
BADASS COWLICK: I'll eat them.
SCARY BUTTERFLY: I'll-...
MeCookieEater: Let's stop here, okay? TOO MANY PEOPLE!
SCARY BUTTERFLY: Okay. *smiles*
MeCookieEater: My heart just died... FloofyFrancisCat wants a hug from anyone.
CROTCH MONSTER: I will give her(if you're a boy,I'm sorry) a hug! *embrances*
MeCookieEater: I hope that that doesn't count as sexual harassment. Continuing, dam_that_british_boy (I'm sorry, really!) is curious about what hentai you like, Kiki. *smirk*
QUIET HOTNESS: I'd preffer not to say.
MeCookieEater: Tentacles, isn't it?
QUIET HOTNESS: A.A-san, please stop going into my room.
MeCookieEater: Next, Kawaii_Desu_Sama is asking Matthew and Mattiew(if I miss spelled,sorry) what place would you suggest her to visit...in you..that sounded bad...but still.
CUTIE PIE: I can't r-really say a place...everywhere is beautiful..
CUTE KILLER: I agree.
MeCookieEater: M'kay...HyperInk asks about favourite baseball team,Allen, and favourite football team Alfred. Also, wants a hug from Olvier.
CUPCAKE FREAK: Oh, come here, poppet~ *hugs*
BADASS COWLICK: Between N.Y. Mets,North Jersey and Texas Rangers.. Not sure yet..
AMURRICA: I don't really know, I like all of them.
MeCookoeEater: Okay, fuckers, this question is from NordicNeko (D'aww, thank you sweetcheeks!You're amazing =w=): on a scale of one to Google how do you like me? Hah, bet you weren't expecting that.
IGGY: Well, you're okay when you're acting normal and I like to drink tea with you.
SCOTASS: You're an idiot.
MeCookieEater: That's...nice....fucker..
CUPCAKE FREAK: Ok,so! OH MY GOSH, LIKE, AAAAAW, YOU HELPED COOK THAT ONE YOUNG LADY THAT HAD A DELICIOUS TAS-..
MeCookieEater: Oi! Shut up!!!!!! PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.
BADASS COWLICK: Well I don't feel like splitting your head in two so I guess you're okay,doll.
CUTE KILLER: An awkward scared mouse.
AMURRICA: YOU KNOW SO MANY THINGS ABOUT LEMONS!
CUTIE PIE: Y-you're nice..
CUTE BUNS: You promised me pasta.. *pouts* You're mean..
HOT PSYCHO: The perfect wife *smirks* Pretty kinky, and let's not talk about your fetishes.
MeCookieEater: SHUT UP!
QUIET HOTNESS: A.A-san...you are a weird combination between a yandere and a tsundere.
WHITE FANG: I don't know when you're joking anymore...
MeCookieEater: Too many people...again!
IGGY: The others fell asleep anyway, even America.
MeCookieEater: I guess that's all for tonight...see you tomorrow maybe a little earlier than today.

I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS THINGY, IT'S 3 A.M. IN THE MORNING AND I WAS RESTLESS TILL NOW. I ENJOYED MAKING THESE AND IF YOU WANT WE CAN MAKE MORE OF THESE, TOGETHER!
~Thank you for reading, I hope I didn't annoy you or did anything to offend you. Thanks for your attention.♡♡~

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