KAYDEN'S (INCOMPLETE) LIST OF PROS AND CONS FOR HANGING OUT WITH THREE TRAINED ASSASSINS:
— Assassin puns. Need there be any more said? PRO
— Jokes about slitting throats are probably not jokes. CON.
— They are literally better than you at everything (maybe that's just these three but if I'm compiling data on all the assassins I've ever met then this would be true for 100% of the candidates). CON
— They have your back in a fight. PRO
— You'll forever be known as the guy who has three chicks making sure he doesn't get beat up. CON (maybe???)
— Being trained in the art of seduction means that they can give you tips on how to pick up girls and they make great wingwomen. PRO
— The one girl you want to pick up knows every trick in the book and is immune to all the wingwomening. DEFINITE CON
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Jett
ActionA horny teenage boy follows around three hot girls who constantly have to save his life. [Extended summary inside] Cover by the lovely @Emmie-Beth
