Jett

New Years Wishes from Kayden and Jett

Hey guys it's your absolute favourite character here to wish you all a happy new year! (Even though it's technically New Years Eve but Artemis somehow managed to acquire herself a social life so she won't be able to post this later like she wanted to. Note to @Wattpad, install some sort of system where you can schedule updates) Now, I know you've all been yearning to get super exclusive with me but before we get any further I guess I should tell you that my less popular companion, Jett, is here as well...

Thanks Kayden.

Anytime, babe

How many times have I told you not to call me that?

It doesn't matter. Anyway, we're here as a favour to Artemis who just wanted to wish you all a super great New Years and she wants you all to have fun but also make sure to stay safe— for those of you who can drink please do so responsibly and for the love of Jett's butt please don't drive if intoxicated.

Kayden I don't think that's appropriate...

Sure it is

Okay let me rephrase that, leave my butt out of it or I will shove your head so high up—

Okay, I'm going to jump back in before you traumatise the children. For those of you who have to spend new years alone for any kind of reason, it's okay, you've got us and hopefully next year you'll have someone with you. Until then, we just wanted to let you know that you're still super important and have a nice butt and just because no one is there to tell you that right now doesn't mean it isn't true. What else did Artemis want us to do?

New year's resolutions

Oh right! Well, I don't know about you guys but mine is definitely to see Jett in a bathing suit— oh shit ouch, that one actually hurt, Jett! Fine, I'll be serious. Mine is really just to get through this year alive and to settle on what I actually want to do with my life because college is coming up pretty fast.

Mine is just to get through the year without stabbing him

Oh so you're allowed to make jokes but as soon as I do it's all 'Kayden, I don't think that's appropriate' and 'Kayden, I don't think you should put that phone in the microwave.'

I wasn't joking but I'll give another one anyway. My new years resolution is to try to work on being less temperamental.

You're so boring. Whatever then, what are your new years resolutions? Artemis is going to try to make hers to finish at least one of her books by the end of next year— which is going to be pretty tough but she's still gonna try. Is that it?

Yeah I think that's it. Jazz and Jinx send their best wishes as well. We'll see you all in the next chapter.

Which you guys are actually able to read like, right now, so go do that.

Kayden (and Jett) out.