Weeaboo Horror Stories

Weeb Store

TRIGGER WARNING: ASSAULT

Okay, so I've got a bad one here. 

First off, I am the tallest in my group, 5'10" and probably the most outspoken, this is important in the story.

So my friends and I used to walk around this nice area of town where we go to school, just hanging out, doing whatever. And collectively, we're all fans of anime, comics, video games, etc. Basically we're kinda nerdy, but not even close to being weeaboos. 

It was that unfortunate Saturday that my friend Diva, (who's this short, skinny, and adorable girl), Locke, (who's super kind and smart, she is the smartest, but quietest in our group), and I had decided to try out some new cosplays (Diva was Dave from Homestuck, Locke was John from Homestuck, and I was being John from Sherlock, just for giggles). These cosplays weren't even that good, too. Just stuff we were still adding to. 

Now Diva had heard from a slightly weebish girl in her art class about an, "Totally awesome!!!!!" gaming/anime store and since we were getting bored we decided to go there. Now Diva hadn't known that you had to go down a full 30-40 steps in a really sketchy and smelly staircase (It smelled like pee and major BO). Already we were wary, but since we were bored we though why not. What could go wrong? Everything that's what. 

When we got into the shop, we noticed that it wasn't very "shop-like". Sure it had some merchandise and whatever, but it seemed more of a collection. It had a huge table, for cards games I assume, and there was a fridge in the corner of the room. However, we were literally struck by the scent of weed(not that I have anything against it, but still), BO, and possibly gas station bathroom. Then since our sense of smell was assaulted already, this HUGE, like 250 pound, greasy, and dirty hambeast(Seriously, this guy could have been the poster boy for the stereotype) squeals,"OHEMGEE COSPLAYEERRS!!!1111@#!!!!". His hair was longer than mine and reached his behind, was tangled and greasy. He was wearing a greasy, stained Assassin's Creed shirt with a pair of jingling cat ears. Behind him was a couple of weaboos with a varying degree of uncleanliness and anime/gaming gear. 

Now, this hambeast who was at least 250 and 6'2" stampeded up to us and with the tallest being me only at 5'10", he was an imposing figure to us. He totally go within four inches of my face, and his breath reeked of onions and like something had died in there. "Wow, you guys are so kawaaaiii!!!!", He introduced him as our "Conner-sempai"(Assassin's Creed possibly???) Then he noticed that I was cosplaying as John from Sherlock and he starting flipping out saying that he could be my "Sherlock" and omg I finish his ship!!!!(I'm lesbian and this guy was terribly unattractive) Then he proceeded to freak out over Diva and Locke screaming how Dave and John was his "ALL TIME FAV HOMESTUCK SHIP!!!!!#$^!!!!" And to Diva and Locke's surprise he waddled up, grabbed them, and starting trying to make them KISS! He was even attempting to make them grope each other!

Suddenly, the weebs in the back started wolf whistling and screaming how SUGOI AND YAOI it was. Diva started crying and Locke was struggling out of his grip. I lost it then and when we managed to get Diva out of his sweaty grip I slapped him with everything I had. He staggered backwards and my friends and I shuffled back towards the door. 

Then he said, "Oohhh, John-chan, I love it when you're so tsundere to your senpai~!!" At this point I started yelling at him to f*ck off and that I am not "his". 

But then it gets even better. An elderly woman comes from out of a doorway behind the counter. 

She began to yell at Conner-chan, telling him that she's going to take this shop away from him, to stop embarrassing her. Then she walked over to us and apologized profusely. Telling us that she normally was there to make sure her son (Who I assumed was nearing 30 and still lived with his mom). She then asked us if we wanted anything from the shop. Being spiteful and really angry at Conner-chan, I asked for a huge D&D figure (which I could tell was kind of expensive and ended up giving to my gf). She really didn't care at all and yelled at Conner-chan to get it. The entire time he was bitching and literally crying. 

I got the figure and we basically ran from that shop. 

He ended up ripping, staining, and basically ruining both Diva's and Locke's cosplays. Diva had huge bruises on her shoulders and right arm. 

We have never ever gone near there and recently I noticed that it was shut down.