My Invisible Friends (Imaginary But Real) 3

Hanging Out With Imaginary Friends

February 15

Guess where we didn't get to go today? I think we will for sure go on Saturday, unless something else happens.

We did, however, go to the mall near us. I was in the car between two of Ally's younger sisters (Cristina and Anlinda) who were talking about how mad their big sister would get at them because they had no coats on. I guess when they both get colds, they'll learn.

My mom didn't go in the stores with us, but we went to Belk and then a bunch of us left Belk and walked to JCPenny because they have cuter shoes. We walked all the way there in the rain. Yuck. But at least we made it. They have cute heels there, so I bought a couple of pairs, a black and a gold pair. The reason I was buying shoes was because Ebony's dumb parents won't give my wedges or my other shoes back. Cunts.

Everyone else was buying shoes because they just wanted to. Well, Charlene didn't. Aunt Becca nearly gave her a spanking because she wouldn't cooperate when Aunt Becca was trying to get her to try on a pair of cute white sandals. Then Aunt Becca actually did give her a spanking because Charlene was sitting on the seat in the store while Becca was trying to get the shoes on her, and Charlene almost threw a shoe. That kid does not like to shop!

Riley also kept complaining because he didn't want to be in the girls' shoes section, and Aunt Becca tried to get him to go look at something else that was for boys. He doesn't like shopping either. Well, I wouldn't expect him to. He is a boy, after all.

We left the store and apparently our mom had left because she had to get home and do something on the computer for me and Brienna's college, so we got to go to a nearby restaurant to eat at. Well, it wasn't that close. It was in the mall area, though. We just had to walk a while, which got annoying.

We ended up at Olive Garden. I sat at a booth with Ms. Dolly, Lynn, and Madeline. Karilee wanted to sit there, too, but Dolly had to keep telling her there was no room. I hated that, because I wanted to sit by KK, too, but it was nice to sit with Dolly, Lynn, and Mady. I was watching Taylor and Lexi and Ms. Madison who were at the table next to ours with some of our other friends and Lexi was putting sugar in Taylor's water. Then when Taylor looked, Lexi said, "Oops, my sugar spilled." I think she got it on Taylor, too.

My siblings (except Enna, who was still missing), Gianna, Aunt Becca, Ms. Madison, Ms. Dolly, Karilee, Stacey, Lexi, Marina, Madeline, Anabelle, Lynn, Monica, Bridget, Ally, Anlinda, Cristina, Susanna, Anne, Abby, Taylor, Sasha, and I had fun at the mall today. Well, Taylor didn't. She had red teeth from someone putting red food coloring in her drink. When some of us were sitting and waiting inside when we were done eating, I noticed Taylor with nasty, red teeth. Then at home, she was sitting in the bedroom crying. We're always mean to Taylor when she comes. But turning her teeth red (whoever did it) was better than Madeline putting chewed gum in Sasha's toothbrush this morning, and Sasha was screaming her lungs out in the living room. That was after Stacey found chewed up gum all over her undies.

We have to come up with some pranks for Harrietta when she comes this weekend, so every time she turns around, there is something for her to get mad about. We will put red food coloring in her drink at Red Lobster and put anchovies on her food.

Xoxo~ M