My Invisible Friends (Imaginary But Real) 3

New Plans Are In Place

February 23

We've had enough of Joseph. Madeline and I were writing this morning about how many relationships he's screwed up, and now Madeline and I, along with the rest of the Dazzling Divas, are done. But before we get any of the couples Joseph ruined back together, we have to get Brad (Dolly's ex) a girlfriend. He's probably been lonely, since they broke up in the summer and he still is single. So I made a list of all our imaginary grown-up friends that might be a match for him, and I crossed off all the ones who we wouldn't be able to set up with him.

I couldn't wait until we got out of math so we could talk about it some more, but we didn't get much time to talk about it in science, either. We had this lab to do and I was with my real friend Emma, and Lexi. Lexi was rude to me and my friends, because she doesn't think Ms. Maddie did anything wrong. Brienna tried to explain to her how Ms. Maddie lied to Ms. Dolly about Brennan, but Lexi wouldn't listen. I think Lexi is also mad that Madeline went off on Ms. Maddie this morning. Then when Lexi asked Brienna to give her her stuff, which she could have easily gotten up and gotten herself, and Brienna refused to bring it to her. So Lexi got up and got it and then slammed it all down on the table and floor, hitting me in the foot. Ms. Maddie got mad at Brienna for laughing at Lexi. She also told us to leave Lexi alone, even when someone was just talking to her. Maddie is only defending her because she knows Lexi is on her side with this whole thing. Surely Lexi knows Ms. Maddie did something wrong. Maybe Maddie lied to her, too. Who knows? But Lexi has been kind of rude to us all day.

We did come up with a plan to help Brad, though. It's like a dating game. Brad dates three different women every week (which will be a total of three weeks since there are nine women). Then every week, he chooses which one he liked the most, and then on the fourth and final week, he goes on a date with each of the women he picked, and that's when he chooses his ultimate favorite, who will become his new girlfriend. It's kind of like Dating Naked, without the naked. Also, it's a little different. Madeline was the mastermind behind that plan.

When we get everything back to normal, and the couples Joseph broke up are back together, we are gonna mess with Joseph's head the way he messed with ours, but worse. The only trouble is, how do you manipulate a master manipulator?! He's going to learn his lesson, but how will we do it?! What if he finds out and rapes us? Only time will tell. Hopefully this book will be the one where Joseph finally learns his lesson.

We had our normal Tuesday night Dance Moms session, and Lexi had decided to come with us. She wasn't as bad as I thought she'd be. Monica and Lynn were there, too. I guess they're spending the night.

Xoxo~ M