My Invisible Friends (Imaginary But Real) 3

FUN

February 20

Boy, last night, Harrietta was trying to sleep on the bed and Millie was trying to wrap her head in saran wrap and I was helping. But Harrietta sat up and then tried to chase us down and attack us. Millie was hiding under the covers of the other bed, screaming and laughing. She was literally screaming with laughter. Then whenever Harrietta laid back down, she'd begin hissing and stretching her "claws". That woman is so weird.

Then this morning, she laid down and went to sleep on the couch and Lexi peed on her. I came out of the bathroom and she had pee all over her face! We kept laughing and laughing. Harrietta was pretty mad when she got up, and Aunt Becca, who always pays the adults who stay with us and watch us, stormed through the house and yelled that she had to pay extra when we did those things. That's all she cares about?? 😂

When it was almost time to go to Red Lobster, Monica and Mykayla sprayed Harrietta's car with all kinds of paints. Monica even drove the car in front of the house so I could see. (Harrietta was stupid enough not to lock her car up.) We couldn't wait until Harrietta saw the car.

We finally went to Red Lobster, and I was so happy we finally got to go see Sheri! We saw her while we were walking to the tables. She wanted me to sit in the front, so some of my imaginary friends and I went to sit at a booth together in the front of the restaurant by the bar. Then Sheri moved me to a different table and there were only two chairs, so I sat and talked to her there. She wanted to know why my imaginary friends and I got kicked out of Ebony's house. I was hesitant to tell her about my job on the bathroom, but she finally got me to tell her, and I was laughing. She's the only one I can tell everything to and she won't judge me. Some of the people who found out about what I did think something is "wrong" with me.

Sheri and I gave each other our gifts, and I got some perfume, hand lotion (which I didn't find until later), some Ferrero Rochers, and two silver bracelets. One said, "You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think" and one said, "she believed she could so she did". Sheri ordered the second one just for me, and it took her a while to try to undo the knot so it would fit me and I wouldn't get it off (she said I couldn't take them off) and another lady (one of the servers) had to come help.

Then Sheri wanted to know how my mom was doing, and I told her about the sleeping pills and when her court date would be. She's worried about it, too, but she said sometimes I could Coke and spend the weekend worth her which would be lots of fun. (My imaginary friends would come, too, of course.)

When Sheri got up, Lexi sat across from me. Monica was sitting at the bar next to our table, and then Joy (the birthday girl) came over. She took Monica's seat after chatting with her a little bit. Millie sat next to Joy. Joy and I were looking at the pranks on Harrietta and laughing. Brienna and them went out to find some bugs to put on Harrietta's food as Joy and I were looking at pranks. Joy said we were evil.

A while later, Harrietta went out screaming. She must have found bugs on her food.

I talked to Sheri some more and she said some of her workers wanted to read my book (I wasn't sure whether she meant the short story I wrote about a princess that gets fat and blows up or the one about Madeline). She'll give the books back next time. I hope everyone else likes my stories, too! I want to get the one about Madeline published, not just on Wattpad.

I also told Sheri about my mom's mood swings when she takes that stupid medicine to make her relax. She's an even bigger b*tch when she takes those! But I didn't say that. I did tell Sheri that my mom tried to change our plans yesterday. I was also telling her about all the math I've been doing, and she said I should just look up the answers. She said it was a good thing that I use photo math sometimes. Ha!!

My mom came in and annoyed me because she wanted to leave. She agreed to wait outside for 15 more minutes, but Sheri had to go do something and we had to leave soon. Then we had to eat dinner with my grandpa a couple hours later. We got home at 3:00 and my grandpa eats at 5:30. Of course, we ate sooner because my mom was on a pill and was impatient with the workers. Anabelle sat in the private dining room with me, my mom, and my grandpa. Anabelle and I were letting out the loudest burps at the table, trying to have a belching contest to see who could burp the loudest. Can you believe that? Two 17-year-old girls, acting like 2-year-old boys.

When we got home, some of us pranked Harrietta later. Lexi and Anabelle bedazzled her cape a little bit, before she caught them doing that on the living room floor. While Harrietta was in the kitchen, trying to get the sparkles off her cape, I plotted to steal it and hang it outside in a tree. When Harrietta left the kitchen, I took the cape and snuck it outside ever so stealthily. I hung it over a dead bush by the front porch. She'll never find it, until she goes outside. Then I sprayed perfume on her underwear, but I figured out it was prank perfume with no smell! So I went up behind her and sprayed cherry perfume Marina handed me on Harrietta when she had her back turned. I should've sprayed it on her cuts. She slits her wrists so she can drink the blood.

Xoxo~ M