My Invisible Friends (Imaginary But Real) 3

Aunt B*tch Strikes Again...And Again

May 23

I tried to write this as a book, but I didn't like that idea because since this is real life, you never know what's going to happen next, and no one would read a book like that. This is more like an online diary about me and my imaginary friends, so you guys could get to know them better. I want to hurry and finish this one because I want to start a new one which I could make sound more interesting. Or should I just keep doing this? You decide. You're the readers.

Ms. Dolly let Timmy stay home from school today and she did that for Enna a few days ago. Aunt Becca will most likely kill her when she finds out. If she finds out. *sneaky grin*

I took my doll Chrissa, who's my daughter, outside to sit and read. I even gave her a book to look at. She's only two. She wanted to stay outside with mommy but we had to go in because it was too hot. I snuggled her in bed and read my book at the same time. I love my daughter. She's my little princess.

Our gay neighbor (not imaginary) is mad that there are sticks next to the driveway on the land she thinks is hers. She gets mad over everything and thinks she owns the whole street. So I decided to go out and move some of the sticks into her driveway to p*ss her off. Brienna was going to help, but she let me do it.

Ms. Dolly had told me not to do that but then she thought it was funny. She and Brienna and I were outside, waiting for the neighbor (Lisa) to come home and try to get out of her driveway. She never came home, though, and my mom did. She moved the sticks back.

Then while we were all minding our own business and living our lives, we heard Ding-dong. Someone was at the door, and who could it be but Lisa? She stood at the door in all her gay glory, and I went to my mom's room. She said not to even get the door because Lisa was just trying to find something to be a b*tch about. Lisa stood there a long time, and then she gave up and gay-walked all the way back to her car.

When everyone was home from school, Gianna got spanked by Aunt Becca, and she was crying and crying, and Aunt Becca kept being mean. Ms. Dolly was p*ssed because she hates to see Aunt Becca being mean to the kids. Ms. Dolly tried to comfort Gianna, and then Aunt Becca said if Gianna was that mad over a spanking, then maybe she needed another one. She actually did spank her again because Gianna started hitting her.

I went outside and could hear Gianna screaming all the way from outside. She even hit the glass door really hard. I did that when I was her age and got spanked by Grandpa.

I bet Aunt Becca can't wait for our nanny, Giovanna, to come back.

When Enna got out of bed later, Aunt Becca tried to get her back to bed in her annoying way, and I took Enna to the bedroom I'd be sleeping in so she could sleep with me. She didn't get out of bed again because I told her not to or she'd get in trouble with our aunt.

Then Charlene got out of bed and I had to hide her so Aunt B would not see her. She would've spanked her and I didn't want my baby sister getting spanked. So when Aunt Becca went to the bathroom, I took Charlene to the bedroom and then the other bedroom to tuck her in before our mean aunt saw her. She hates it when the little kids get out of bed, especially on a school night. (It's still a school night for them.)

Xoxo~ M