Super Simulator

Chapter 66- MechaHitler

"What were you saying again about MechaHitler?" I asked Richard. We were in the woods, eating lunch, and having our typical conversation.

"I'm asking who you'd think would win, MechaHitler or Korean Jesus?" He pondered over the idea. "Uh, MechaHitler?" I guessed. "I don't know, robot dictators sound powerful."

"Wait, hold up. Jesus can make water into wine. And wine is alcohol. And Germans' biggest weakness is alcohol. And Hitler is German!" Bailey said. 

"OK, but Jesus was a Jew, and Hitler hated Jews and started the Holocaust, so wouldn't MechaHitler win?" I said. Bailey's mouth formed a tight line, "Got me there."

"Can we stop the clearly offensive jokes and start talking about something else, por favor?" Tyler asked. I rolled my eyes, "Fine, how's everyone doing on the clubs?" I asked.

"Well, I joined the orchestra," Marcus said, sipping a strawberry smoothie. "And I've gotten into Espanol club!" Tyler said. "And sports tryouts are this afternoon, so Jason, Bailey, Stacie and I are auditioning," Chase said.

I nodded, "I'm auditioning for Drama tomorrow."

"I'm going to get into the gardening club soon," Richard said. "And Carlyn just got into book club I think."

"Great! We're doing great," Zoey smiled.

"So Jason's cheating on his girlfriend, huh?" Stacie smirked. Jason's face became red,"No, no, no!" 

I laughed and twirled one of the branches in the woods in the air using telekinesis. "Well, he asked a girl to help him study, even though she seems to have a crush on him." 

"She does not!" Jason said. "Carlyn, did you see if she had a crush on me?"

Carlyn shrugged, "I didn't bother reading, I was focused on getting food."

"Everybody stop," Chase said, a panicked look spread across his face. We stopped talking and looked at him as he shut his eyes tightly. "I hear cameras."

Carlyn closed her eyes too. "Chase's super hearing can detect them, but they are out of my reach to read them. But they are getting closer."

"Damn, newspaper!" I said. "Zoey, did you know anything?"

"No!" she said.

"We've gotta get out of here because I don't think we want them to know . . . ya know." Chase said.

"No duh! Let's go!" Marcus said.

We grabbed our stuff and looked at each other.

"Where do we go?" I asked. "I know, there's a very tall hill not too far from here. It's deeper in the woods so they won't find us." Richard pointed over to a tall hill at least a mile away.

"We've got at least and hour left," Stacie said.

"Well, how do we get there faster? Something tells me they are in a rover or something as well," Chase said. We all stopped to look at him."Your powers, numbskull!" Marcus said.

"Oh yeah, right," Chase blushed.

"We'll meet you there, Chase multiply by three and take some girls, Tyler, you can teleport and take two people with you. Emera, you'll just fly and take some people with you with your telekinesis." Carlyn said. 

"Wait, but what if they see me?" I asked. "Just stay close to the trees and you'll be fine," she said.

With that, I levitated off the ground and took Jason up with me.

Chase multiplied by three and picked up Stacie, Carlyn, and Bailey. With that, he was gone with a GOTTA BLAST!

Tyler held hands with Zoey, Marcus, and Richard and was gone in an instant.

I lifted Jason off the ground and zoomed by, making sure to have both him and I dodge trees.

"So, you sure this girl doesn't like you?" I smiled at him. He scowled, "I don't really even know her! I mean, you know I love you!" I bopped him on the nose, "And don't you forget it. We're bound for life."

We zoomed by and I could hear the rover. "Shit, they're gaining." With that, I lifted us above the trees and we were going faster than we've gone before. Jason resisted the urge to scream as we eventually got out.

We met at the hill.

"Why the hell are they in the woods in the first place? This is where WE go!" I grumbled.

"I think that's why!" Stacie said. "They know we go here all the time, so they thought they could find us!"

"No good stalkers," Marcus muttered.

"Yes well, we'll teleport to the dormitories when lunch is over," Chase says.

"Hey, there's a movie, later on, tomorrow, can we go as couples?" Bailey said.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Zoey asked. Bailey shrugged, "I don't know, it's supposed to be horror."

"Hell yeah, hope you don't shit your pants!" I told Jason. "We're bound for life! I'm your boyfriend for God's sake!" he laughed. "Technically you're not my boyfriend since you've never asked," I said.

"Isn't it automatic?" He asked. "Not by myyyyyy standards!" I sang out. "Ok, fine, Emera will you-?"

"NOPE! You've gotta do it spontaneously, not when I mention it to you!" I said. "Awe come on! What kind of a rule is that? And we already kiss and it's not like I'd be allowed to cheat on you!" He said. "Yes, but when someone asks you can't say you're by boyfriend until you find the PERFECT time to ask!" I grinned.

"Why are you like this?" He sighed. I pecked his lips, "Cause I like annoying you, plus you've got a study date later today." I wore a smug smile.

"OK, you guys, stop flirting. You aren't 'dating' yet. Let's just continue eating here. Gracias!" Tyler said.

"What, you and Zoey flirt all the time!" I said. "You're bigger love birds than all of us combined!"

Zoey held on to Tyler's arm and blushed. "Whhaaaaa-?"

"It's true," Stacie said.

"OK, fine, fine! Regular!" Tyler laughed. We set up our stuff and continued our talk of who would win if there was a battle between Korean Jesus and MechaHitler. I didn't like Hitler of course, but I still wasn't sure who would win.

"Wait, what about MechaHitler against 72 VIRGINS!?" Bailey asked. "WHY 72 VIRGINS?!" Marcus asked. I nodded, "OK, that's probably the only think that could defeat MechaHitler."

"What?! How does that make any sense? What, would 71 virgins not be enough? Why VIRGINS? What's so special about virgins that they could defeat a robot, Hitler?" Marcus asked.

Richard shook his head, "Oh, poor, poor Marcus."

"Poor, naive Marcus," Bailey sighed.

"Poor, poor cold hearted Marcus," I rolled my eyes.

Marcus glared at us as we said at the same time: "Virgins are the weapons of the universe."