"Hello?" Pt. 1

March 29th 2016

"Sophie?"

"Yeah?"

"HI, it's Daniel."

"Hey."

"You forgot, didn't you?"

"Probably. I have a very bad memory. What did I forget? Remind me."

"You were supposed to call me to arrange Friday."

"Friday?"

"The article."

"Oh, shit! That! Right, yes! I totally remember that now."

"Haha, you're bloody useless."

"I take offence at that."

"But it's still true."

"You know, Daniel, it's a good thing that I like you."

"I think you more than like me, Sophie."

"Oh, definitely!"

"So...?"

"What?"

"Friday?"

"Ah, yes! Friday."

"You forgot again, didn't you?"

"...No?"

"Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?"

"I don't remember."

"From henceforth, I'm going to call you Dory."

"For any particular reason?"

"Haha, no. No reason whatsoever. Now, Friday."

"Hold on and give me a second to find that Post-It I had in my hand last week."

"Last week?"

"It's here... somewhere."

"Oh, Jesus."

"Whoa, Sam's there?"

"What? No!"

"Oh, it's just you said, 'Jesus,' and I thought..."

"Bloody hell, I'm going to be a hundred before this calls ends."

"Then I'll be ninety-eight."

"..."

"..."

"Did you find it yet?"

"Not yet."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"And now?"

"Nope."

"..."

"..."

"Oh, look. I'm fifty already."

"Oh, look. I'm forty-eight."

"Funny."

"Hilarious."

"..."

"..."

"Soph-"

"Ah ha! I knew I'd find it! Suck on that, Whitaker."

"Great. So, what's the plan?"