"Hello?" Pt. 1

May 19th 2016 (pt 3)

Last update for today. It's unedited. And for all of you who thought that something bad was gonna happen (yes you- CatastrophicAura @vidita_gupta Zaafyy) I promised you nothing bad was gonna happen, but... 

Sarah, xx

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"This is Sophie Clément returning your call."

"Finally! Where the hell have you been?!"

"I've been at this funny thing called work."

"Work is unimportant today!"

"God, what crawled up your arse today, Daniel?"

"You!"

"Well, that's kinky."

"You know what I mean. You never replied to me."

"Yes, I did. I text you."

"Text me?No, you didn't."

"I did. Like, four hours ago."

"Technically you text me, but you didn't really text me."

"Is this another semantics thing?"

"Sophie!"

"Stop whining. I'm calling you back now, aren't I?"

"But-"

"You know, technically, this is your fault. If you hadn't phoned me when it was half two in the morning and I was in the middle of a very, very, very nice dream, I might have picked up the phone. So, this is all your fault."

"... What very, very, very nice dream?"

"The brain capacity of a gnat."

"I heard that."

"You were supposed to."

"Be nice, Sophie."

"Oh, calling me 'Sophie' now, huh? Must be a serious conversation."

"It would be if you weren't being so stubborn."

"Fine, ok. Give me a second to put my serious face on."

"You're a two your old."

"I hope not, because at about three am this morning, you wanted to... what was it? Oh, yes! Ravage me."

"Oh, God."

"Daniel, are you blushing right now?"

"No."

"You are. I can hear it in your voice."

"Fuck me."

"Shouldn't I be the one saying that?"

"Please, stop."

"Why? You don't like it?"

"No, I do... that's half the problem."

"Now you're getting kinky."

"Sophie..."

"Just out of interest, what would you do to me?"

"What?"

"When you're ravaging me, what would you do?"

"I have to go."

"What, but we aren't done talking!"

"Yes, we are. We are very much done talking."

"Ok, but wait a moment. Please."

"For what?"

"You asked if I was serious about calling you my boyfriend. You said that you weren't sure if I was serious but joking, or joking but serious. So, before you go... I was being serious. I don't joke when it comes to us, Daniel. Never."

"So..."

"Well, let's not make it official until we talk face to face, but this is where I'm hoping it's going. Are you on board?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Yes, I'm on board."

"Just to be clear, though, Mr Whitaker... I want the Love, Actually airport moment and you better take me to the Empire State Building. By all means, profess your love for me. And I must admit, I like the sound of you ravaging me. Vegas and the basement, though, not so much."

"Out of interest, where in the midst of all that do I get to ask you to be my girlfriend?"

"Um, after the professing and before the ravaging."

"Deal."

"Excellent. Daniel?"

"Yeah?"

"No more early morning phone calls, ok?"

"Ok, 'gator."

"Good. Love you, bye, baboon."

"Love you, bye, Soph."

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A/N

So, did something bad happen? Personally, I think it went ok.