Levi x Reader One Shots

My Thoughts Throughout the Night (A/N)

So I don't have a new one shot yet :(, but I wanted to give you something to kind of make you laugh I guess.....? Anyway, just enjoy my weird and occasionally messed up thoughts throughout the night.

10:00: *Has Papyrus's and San's themes from undertale playing though head* I wonder what instrument a Skeleton would like to play? I know and tromBONE! *Crickets*

10:30: WTF am I going to where tomorrow. Schools too exhausting, like just kill me already. Also OMG UTA NO PRINCE SAMA WHY THE HELL IS SYO SO CUTE HARUKA CAN SUCK A BAG OF DICKS SYO IS MINE!

11:00: Why are Germany and Italy such a cute couple? Why aren't my non existent boyfriend and I that cute? Question for the readers, who's your favorite Hetalia ship, and if you don't watch Hetalia, whos your favorite ship from any other anime you like?

Warning: This is when you might begin to question the meaning of life

11:30: What if everyone I love is just a hallucination caused by my mind to stop me from slowly becoming insane? Also why the hell does J Michael Tatum has such a beautiful smooth voice? Like someone could say chose between 10 puppies and J's voice and I'd pick J's voice.

12:00: What if the entire world of AOT was made by Eren's mind to handle all of his problems, like anger, depression, etc...... *goes in corner and rocks back and forth slowly*

12:30: *After watching the Uta No Prince Sama Christmas Special* WHY ARE THEY ALL CUTE?! WHY ARENT THE BOYS I KNOW THAT CUTE?!

also what if everything we see is a hallucination caused by breathing oxygen and that's why when we stop breathing everything goes black? Also why am I watching Christmas specials in April. Guess it's a Lie in April! {Get it like Your Lie in April?}

1:00: Wow, it's already Monday. Shoot me

1:15: Update: Mother of all Greatness told me to basically shut the fuck up and get some rest because I have track tomorrow. The struggle is real.

1:30: I should sleep now. I leave you with this finally message:

You're welcome.
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I then went on to have beautiful dream about GerIta. Anyway what I am writing now is being written at 6:30 in the morning like fuck me. So yeah, hope you enjoyed my weird thoughts that I have at night, most frequently. New story should be up either today or tomorrow! Love you guys, Bye!