Levi x Reader One Shots

EXTRA SPECIAL CHAPTER

So as you know, AOT Season 2 came out recently, and I decided to react to it for you all. So before we start, I don't read the manga because I don't have time to. So please no spoilers about anything that hasn't happened in the anime. Also I swear a lot in this. Also spoilers for season 2 episode 1. Enjoy~ and feel free to react along with me.

~if anyone dies I will be upset
* Here are the sad flashbacks, just what I need
* Fuck the titans
* MY COCONUT BOY
* Annie that little bitch I'm glad she's captured she sucked dick
* Poor Eren save him
* Hanji is here. Everyone can go home
* WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THAT
* TITANS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WALLS WHAT IM SO CONFUSED
* the motherfucking wall priest is here
* WHY CANT HE SEE THE SUN IM SO CONFUSED
* this opening is very good. 10/10 I approve of this
* Levi and his god damn style
* Their openings never fail to amaze me
* JEAN
* some mikaeren for your souls
* WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS
* yes, sheets will stop the god damn titan in the wall
* This girl is cute. like very cute
* Hanji is asking the real questions
* HANJI OML PLEASE CALM DOWN
* actually nevermind, drop the son of a bitch
* Hanji has started the season of strong strong. Good for Hanji.
* Hanji is ready to kill him
* Do it girl. Do it.
* God damn it Hanji, you're too nice
* Then she's all like 'just kidding bitch'
* Levi is literally just dead inside.
* He's like what the ever loving fuck do you mean
* CONNIE AND SASHA MY DYNAMIC DUO OF LIFE
* they just want to see their family
* LOOK AT THE SWOL INTELLECTUALS
* PLAYING CHESS LIKE SMART PEOPLE. I AM A PROUD MOM TODAY
* reiner is gonna die he's asking too many questions
* CONNIE, BEARS ARE NOT A LIFE THREATENING ISSUE HOLY SHIT
* SASHA KNOWS WHATS UP
* Reiner stop being salty and listen to my girl
* SASHA WAS RIGHT. EAT SHIT REINER MY GIRL IS SMART AF
* CHRISTA AND YMIR MY GAY WIFES
* OMG THE TITANS ARE SO DEROY IM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS
* Connie is so worried my smol bean
* CONNIE IS SO WORRIED ABOUT HIS PEOPLE OH LORD DONT TAKE HIS INNOCENCE NOW
* BROS BEFORE HOES
* BERTHOLDT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM HE IS MY EVERYTHING.
* *inserts the 'yes we know you love him' meme here*
* OMG I WILL NEVER GET USED TO THE TITANS RUNNING
* MICHE OH MY FUCK IF YOU DIE I WILL CRY YOU ARE TO GOOD FOR THAT
* yeah, he's good, but he's no levi
* BUT OH YEAH LEVI FUCKING WENT AND ALMOST GOT HIMSELF KILLED THE LITTLE FUCK
* smol eren and smol mikasa
* OF COURSE SHE DID THATS HER JOB
* momma is giving some word of wisdom
* Mikasa can care for herself thanks though
* THE SCARF OH LORD ITS SO CUTE IK BLESSED
* mikasa is so beautiful like omg
* Wow no fucking way eren
* EREN IS SO SWEET DESPITE HOW COCKY HE IS HE IS A SWEETIE
* ARMIN MY BOI YOU ARENT DEAD YET THANK GOD THEY CANT TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME THIS EARLY
* Eren don't you fucking move you almost died
* LEVI IS HERE
* HE'S SALT BECAUSE ERWIN WONT LET HIM DO THE THINGS
* miche be careful please
* The titan just leaning against the house is my aesthetic
* MAJESTIC AF HORSE
* WTF IS THIS HAIR PIECE OF SHIT
* NOT THE HORSE NOT THE HORSE NOT THE HORSE IM GONNA CRY NOW YOURE KILLING MY HORSE BABIES TOO
* miche no MICHE NO
* did this hairy shit just save miche
* HE SPEAKS ENGLISH/JAPANESE WHAT
* is he just a curious smol bean
* MICHE ANSWER HIM OR YOU'LL DIE GOD DAMMIT
* this titan is smart
* I am now emotionally attached to him
* miche, BE A MAN GOD DAMNNIT
* yes miche, fiGHT HIM GO MY BBY BOI
* MAYBE NOT YELL AT HIM AS YOURE ABOUT TO KILL HIM MICHE
* NO NOT MY BOY
* ITS TO EARLY FOR THIS
* MICHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* DONT GIVE ME THIS HAPPY SOUNDING ENDING WHILE PEOPLE JUST DIED.
* that was an experience

Hope you enjoyed this! If you want me to do this with some episodes that will be coming out in season 2 please tell me!

Lots of Love,
WhoIAmInside