How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Make Someone Bake you Cookies

How to Make Someone Bake you Cookies, by Cloudtail

Cloudtail fluffs out his fur before walking out into the middle of ThunderClan camp, grinning brightly at the camera. Cats around him hiss as he begins to talk.

Cloudtail: Hello everyone, and welcome to How to Get a Cookie, by Cloudtail! Since this is the very first episode, we will be diving straight into the cookie universe. . .

Blazestorm: *walks past the camera* You're in CloudtailGrandmaClan camp. Get lost. *kicks him*

Cloudtail: *falls to the ground* Ouch! My beautiful soul!

The Grandmas ignore Cloudtail as they all flock out the camp, beginning their day of camp life. Only Queen Crazystar remains, resting in her nest after a long night of midnight patrols. 

Cloudtail: So, the first step to getting a cookie is getting someone to make you some, because in my world, you can't do anything for yourself! *walks toward Queen Crazystar's nest*

From the bushes, the Grandmas are watching with pop and popcorn. They wait excitedly to see what will happen.

Cloudtail: *joyfully pads into the den* Craaazzzzzystar! *pokes*

In her nest, Crazystar lifts her head, eyes blazing with a growing anger. Cloudtail is too oblivious to see it, so he just giggles and pokes her once more.

Crazystar: What. . . do. . . you. . . want?

Cloudtail: Will you bake me some cookies? :D

Crazystar: *tilts her head as if considering* NO! *kicks Cloudtail out of the camp*

The Grandmas watch Cloudtail fly away, screaming as he plunges straight into ThunderClan camp.

Firestar: *is squashed by a flying Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: YES! FINALLY MY GOAL HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!!

Firestar: :'(

Cloudtail: *gets off Firestar* So, will someone bake cookies? I—uh—like watching them get baked. . ?

Daisy: OF COURSE I WILL, AMAZING CLOUDTAIL!

Brightheart: No, I will make you cookies, my darling!

Cloudtail: 0.0

Mousefur: *pads of elder's den as the she-cats argue* I'd love to bake some, Cloudface!

Cloudtail: That's not my name. . .

Mousefur: Well, what type do you want?

Cloudtail: *mutters to himself* I didn't know Mousefur could be nice. . . *speaks up* Sure, go ahead.

Mousefur: ALRIGHT! HAHA, YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH ME EAT THEM! *heats up the oven*

Daisy and Brightheart are still fighting as Cloudtail sits down next to Mousefur, already planning how to get the cookies. When Mousefur sets the timer to '24 Episodes', he gets concerned but still is skeptical.

Cloudtail: Well, I guess that's it! See y'all next time :D

A/N: Dis was Rio. I hurped you enjoyed :D