How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How To Protect Your Cookies

Cloudtail: Hello audience! After all the crap I've gone through to get a single...precious...cookie...I might as well plan for the future. What if I get a cookie? How will I protect it and keep my baby safe? Here's a quick guide, co-led by our defense specialist Brackenfur.

Brackenfur: Why was I for-err, chosen for this?

Cloudtail: I dunno. You're always building dens and stuff.

Brackenfur: What if I don't give a beaver dam about your cookies?

Cloudtail: Then you'll make me cry and make me sad and let me down.

Brackenfur: I'm absolutely fine with that in the most way possible. Peace out, girl scout.

Cloudtail: Wh-what's a girl scout? Noo, don't leave me as my entire family has!

Firestar: *twitches* what you doin, kiddo?

Cloudtail: I'm trying to protect my cookies that I don't have. Will you help?

Firestar: Do I look like friggin Bob the Builder? Dark Forest no.

Cloudtail: O-ok. I guess I can try to make a fortress on my own.

*he goes off into ThunderClan territory and begins to dig*

Cloudtail: Boy, it sure sounds hollow under here!

*he digs into the cave system and falls in*

Ancient Cat: Boi who you?

Cloudtail: I'm Cloudtail, from the distant Clans. I'm trying to protect my nonexistent cookies. I think this'd be a good place! Who you?

Ancient Cat: Ancient Cat. Can't you read?

Cloudtail: Oh yeah. Cool. Can you help me build a fortress?

Ancient Cat: Naw. But I can eat souls.

Cloudtail: What are souls? Are they like cookies? I don't know any cat that has one.

Ancient Cat: Sure, sweetie. Here, come closer.

*Cloudtail gets up in the cat's face*

Ancient Cat: HERHOSPCZNVJDI)ZFPSehguydsi;ljekf gudim.skecjegfmesHYTSGHVCHFXDSAWFEGDHMGFDRETRTHGSMF

Cloudtail: What language is tha-

*The cat eats his soul*

Ancient Cat: Burp.