How to Pay for Cookies(Sadly)

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Cloudtail: Dangit, I need more cookies to fill me up.

Brightheart: Honey, I learned how to make cookies.

Cloudtail: How?

Brightheart: Magic *waves paws into a rainbow*

Cloudtail: -.- Meow?

Brightheart: So would you like to make some cookies for you?

Cloudtail: Make me some. *starts licking lips hungrily*

Brightheart: *A shop appears because that's how life works* Order from the front desk please.

Cloudtail: Okay...I want 40 cookies. 10 M&M cookies. 10 peanut flavored cookies. 10 fudge cookies. 10 chocolate chip cookies.

Brightheart: *puts box with the 40 cookies* Cash only.

Cloudtail: Cash only?

Brightheart: ONLY CASH! *slams fist (cause they have those) on the table*

Cloudtail: I only have credit card.

Brightheart: WE NEED CASH, I DON'T HAVE A MACHINE THAT TAKES CREDIT CARDS!

Cloudtail: How about Deb-

Brightheart: No, only cash.

Cloudtail: Ooo look, two catllars(dollars)

Brightheart: We will take the two catllars now, you still have to pay 82580263047272529649291630472047492749373027.99 catllars

Cloudtail: Eh, I'm not paying.

Brightheart: Not paying? Why?

Cloudtail: Too the "L" word

Brightheart: Too lame?

Cloudtail: $@%¥&

Brightheart: What?

Cloudtail: Secret language for I'm grabbing my cookies and leaving because I'm too lazy.

Brightheart: Wait, you can do that *shocked face* 0.0

Cloudtail: Well, duh. *grabs cookies* I'm leaving.

Brightheart: Uhhhhh. I need to read the employee's guide book more throughly.

-After reading the amazing employee's guide book which took at least 100 years-

"Old" Brightheart: He tricked me...*tears*

Cloudtail: HAHAHHA :P

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Whisper writes bad :( Sorry ;-;

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