How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to do Things That Don't Involve Cookies...

Cloudtail: I'm bored. What do I do with my life now that it doesn't revolve around cookies?

Brackenfur: You could prank ShadowClan...

Cloudtail: Wrong book, Frogbutt!

Brackenfur: :'(

Cloudtail: Hmm... We could always invite the admins here for a non-cookie party!

Brackenfur: A non-cookie party?

Cloudtail: Yeah! Y'know, a party where you do stuff... Only not stuff with cookies.

Brackenfur: If you say so.

Cloudtail: Yes, I do. Now, time to summon the admins!

*Duskie, Annco, Aqua, and Hazel pop into existence*

Aqua: *crazed laughing in the background*

Duskie: Hey, Hazel, guess what?

Hazel: If you say "trashcan" again, I will beat you with a crumpet.

Aqua: *more crazed laughter*

Duskie: ... Trashcans! With an 's'!

Hazel: *sigh*

Annco: Hey, Hazel, is there 911 in British?

Aqua: *snorts on her own laughter and starts choke-laughing*

Hazel: In British?

Annco: Yup, in British.

Hazel: All of you are idiots... No, we don't have 911, we have 999.

Aqua: *still laughing maniacally*

Annco: Do you keep dustbins in your 999 ambulances?

Hazel: You're all such idiots.

Duskie: Hey, Hazel?

Aqua: *almost calms down then starts laughing harder*

Hazel: I swear, if you ask one more stupid question about British people-

Duskie: Do you really call diapers nappies?

Hazel: Yes. We do, actually.

Aqua: *snorts of laughter*

Annco: Has a mum ever throw their baby's nappy away in the dustbin of a 999 ambulance?

Hazel: I'm done with you idiots. *leaves*

Aqua: *unidentified choking noises*

Cloudtail: ...is she dying?

Duskie: *shrugs* Probably, why?

Cloudtail: Just curious

Brackenfur: What even is a crumpet, anyways?

Annco: According to Google, one of these things:

Cloudtail: So it's like a biscuit?

Duskie: Yup.

Aqua: *falls over and continues laughing*

Cloudtail: Y'know, in some languages, "biscuit" means "cookie"...

Hazel: *randomly comes back for two seconds* They're terrible, just warning you...

Cloudtail: A cookie can never be horrible!

Annco: But its not a-

Duskie: Shhh... Don't tell him that, then we can laugh at his surprise. >:)

Cloudtail: Now, where can I get a crumpet?

Crumpet: *falls from the sky and hits Cloudtail in the head*

Brackenfur: How did that even-

Cloudtail: Shh, don't question it. *takes a bite out of the crumpet*

Cloudtail: This is totally...

Cloudtail: *spits is out* Disgusting, actually. People eat these things?

Annco: Yup.

Aqua: *still laughing*

Hazel: I did warn you... 

Cloudtail: I'm sick of you admins! Leave! Go! Shoo!

Annco, Duskie, and Hazel: *disappear*

Aqua: *still laughing*

Brackenfur: ...let's just pretend she's not here...

This wonderful chapter was written by le Amazing Annco. And in case you're wondering, we actually did have that conversation yesterday. We are strange Irish potatoes. Don't question our social skills...